It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.
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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.
Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

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part 60: oops, all trauma! mentions of/allusions to: religious trauma, drug use/abuse, child abuse, childhood sexual assault, meta glasses, therapy, mob/mafia stuff, self doubt, roe v wade
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as a girl who just left rogers park and decided to watch the bear just to ease the transition of leaving chicago did they have to put sydney in the most rogers park apartment out there like my fucking heart hurts dude😭😭😭
wait 😭for😭 you 😭by 😭the 😭window 😭always😭

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the investigators in a darker shore trying to uncover this big political murder mystery and their ‘evidence’ is just letters from notorious crime boss kaz brekker and this random sailor flirting
The fact that Merx drew images of Wesper and Kanej staring lovingly into eachother’s eyes is my favorite part of A Darker Shore, thank you for asking
captain ghafa come back to ketterdam your mob boss boyfriend is bored and extreme cosplaying again
thinking about an army of cats named inej standing outside a mansion waiting for wylan to feed them btw.
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

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Gun to my head I could not have told you who Travis Kelce was by name or face when it was first known that he was upset he didn’t meet Taylor at her show….now? That’s my brother in law
hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice
pt. 56 | aftg socmed au pt. 57 | pt. 58 (coming soon) MASTERPOST
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I got part of my law school schedule and it still doesn't feel real...
part 59! mentions of/allusions to: father's day, graves, religious trauma, acne, the freak circus (video game/visual novel), bombs, self acceptance, stardew valley (video game),
(not my best work but i have many appointments and possible hospital stays coming up so i wanted to get something out before then!)
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Part 43
40°C in Germany someone kill me please I can’t do this anymore. Making Erik suffer so I can pretend I don’t 🔥
Yes I watched obsession yesterday, yes I understood what it’s about, this is just a silly little joke!!
Making Allison ovulate because I no longer can 🔥🔥
Translations:
Franzosen — french people
Spaßgetränk — fun drink; German equivalent to sweet treats. We love our Spaßgetränke
Happy pride and sorry for the slur <3 I don’t use it in my day to day life since I am a dyke but Aaron needs to be vaguely homophobic (not really) the way he is in the books. I know he’s not actually homophobic. I love him. Leave me alone. I don’t want to get cancelled.
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pt.153!!
trojanspost for the heatwave 🔥 i cannot comprehend the california climate being considered habitable 🔥
sorry for disappearing!! i finally moved out away from uni so can now doxx my former address and say i was aftgposting from neil road for a year 💪 🙏 then became useless due to It Fucking Warm. but i am back !!
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
unfinished
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment
And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth
And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.
The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.