『 shinetalks. 』

petra is a ladies lady, you get me ?  if not, just saying she thrives around her female friends and companions. i’m living for it. i wouldn’t be disappointed if one of those went a little deeper past the friend zone. all this alcohol and keep me warm cuddling that’s been going around in the lodge will probably catch up to her soon. take a dip into that pool with ivy would be great. 

it’s funny because i would never take noe for the friendliest guy, but yet, he’s been seen talking to pretty much everyone this trip. i’d love to see him get a little closer to someone. where’s his bromance at ?  an intense gingerbread house making would be a wide thing to see. he’d obviously be bob. we’d need xavian, jace, xander to be around and obviously caleb or kauri to help lighten up the mood. also, it’d be nice to see noe have some fun. i want him to drink and go exploring. please share all the moments on instagram. bring venus along, they seem fitting. even azelin, possibly even bianca or caleb. 

oh ivy !  if she keeps on extending those invites for drinks and netflix in her room we’ll need to keep an eye on who comes creeping out missing their shirt and left sock because you can’t get me to believe something else isn’t happening behind closed doors. ivy should slow down on the promiscuity and form some deeper bonds, you feel me ? i’d love to see a power force of friendship, a taylor swift esque squad. kiss the whole team under the mistletoe !  it’d consist of ivy, petra, bianca, and venus because well, the small fries need to stick together. honestly that’s what i want. i need a hallmark christmas card photo with those four dressed in onesies sitting in front of a fireplace.

there’s something about azelin, she’s such a friendly girl. i think it’d be entertaining to see someone push her buttons just a bit. who could actually be the one to piss her off ?  also really like to see who her true friends are.  is it wrong to wish a little injury that causes a trip to the hospital so we can actually see who decides to show up and take care of her ?  sounds very wrong, but honestly, we need to see who the Best Friend is around here. but you know what, aside from that, it’d be nice to see her have some kind of winter fling. you know the ones you read about back when you were thirteen on wattpad. two weeks and we were in love, but knew it was ending kind of flings. it doesn’t even have to be with another shine client, but if it is please let it be caleb. 

is it possible for him to learn what hard work is while here at the lodge ?  can someone make him shovel some snow ?  the man’s had it all handed to him. throwing him out his comfort zone would be incredible. god needs to send this man a damsel in distress and see if he can actually help out with calling triple a. okay, enough picking on xander, really. it’d be nice to see him form a nice bond. come on, there’s two weeks and nothing to do, but be around one another. someone’s bound to see through that fuck boy act and connect on a level. if i had to put money on it, i think maybe azelin, venus, or possibly delilah. i would also pay to see him, xavian, and jace’s egos go against one another. anyone remember the episode of drake and josh where they bet to see who could go on more dates. can we please make this a thing for these men ?!  we need the entertainment. 

with a fresh album released, lennox should really be doing some promoting, but let’s pretend that’s not even a thing, shall we !  little miss sunshine has been all over the resort drinking hot chocolate and seemingly spreading christmas cheer as if she’s buddy the elf, so to see her ease back a bit would be a nice change. you know, if she could get the grinch (  cough, couch noe  )  to take part in some festivities that’d be a fun sight. you know what would be cute, lennox and babies,  bonnet’s baby is practically still brand new, but lennox could probably build a snow man with zeppelin’s daughter. also, maybe lennox could have a little bit of grown up fun if you catch my drift, but who would be a good suitor ?  that i’m not sure of.

he’s the self-proclaimed bad boy, right ?  i think we’d all like to see him prove just how bad  he can be. it’d be great to see how well he performs under pressure. i want real trouble. cops called kind of trouble. if we don’t want to go that  dramatic, maybe a cliche ‘ melting away his asshole ways while sipping hot chocolate and making a snow man ’ would do him some good. it’d be nice to see him warm up to azelin, bianca, maybe even caleb can push him out that armor of his. 

bianca’s been quiet as a mouse, maybe she’s worried about messing up her father’s image. it’d be nice to see her turn those rom-coms she’s starred in become reality. let’s see miss bianca cuddle up for cuffing season. maybe kiss xavian under the mistletoe. shine’s sweetheart and shine’s badboy, could we be any more cliche? on the other hand, if she goes another way, it’d be intriguing to see venus and bianca meet under the mistletoe. really, i’m sure we’d all love to see her let her hair down !  loosen up, go skiing and take a wrong turn down the mountain and end up in another town ?  come back with a piercing !  a new tattoo that no one can see !  drink too much and dance on the bar top; complete coyote jack style. go off the grid and leave everyone wondering for a couple days !  the possibilities are endless. shake it up.

in an ideal world caleb would get with xavian, kauri, and zeppelin and reenact the can you stand the rain scene from the best man’s holiday. unfortunately, i doubt that will happen, but if it does can someone get a recording. it’d be nice to see him get a little too much liquor in his system and maybe bag another shine star. hopefully they’d use protection, but if not how amusing would it be in nine months to see a little mini him running around. who would make a nice baby momma ?  hmmm ?