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was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

so this only got 15$,