only know one thing

Of course. 

Ignore me, go back to your book.

"I don’t even use that slime snail cream. I would never ever eat them or smell them. They’re kinda creepy. And ugly"

"Slime snail cream? That sounds awful."

By the gods, what are you doing?

I don't know what you're talking about.

"Like scargot", Erin grinned. "Is that how you call snails in French? I bet they smell disgusting"

"I don't think I want to know what that'd smell like." Shiloh scrunched up his nose as if to make his point, "Or what that'd taste like."

"Not gonna argue with that. I couldn’t live with jeans that smell like a ciabatta with cheese and onion"

"There are probably worse foods to smell like."

"Still. It’s better than dropping your phone. Practically all your life is there!"

"I guess that's true, but admit it, the idea of sandwich jeans is nasty."

I’m also a rude person.

I thought you were going back to your book?

"Nothing’s worse than dropping your phone in the laundry machine. Maybe your ID or something, but a sandwich is better option than a phone"

"What if you don't even realize you dropped a sandwich though. You even put your 'clean' clothes through the dryer without noticing. And then you go to put on your favourite pair of jeans but inside them there's something squishy and gross. It's what's left of the sandwich you had for lunch. What then?"

Is there anything further you would like to say or might I return to my book?

That's a bit rude. Rude and grumpy. But yes, that's it.

I’m used to it being about twenty degrees higher right now, so to me, it is.

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

"I’m  grumpy person."

"I don’t really care to know that information."

"I was just making conversation, no need to sound so grumpy."

And probably some sweaters.

Like three sweaters. At least.

"Facepalm"

"Could be worse, I guess. I could've dropped a sandwich in there. Which actually probably would've been less expensive."