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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

#stop playing the game of ‘who is it okay for me to hurt?’ #the answer is no one #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no one #none people is the correct number of people to hurt [X]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

i met a child in a waiting room today where we were the only two people wearing caps and we made eye contact and she turned her hat around backward and i turned my hat around backward and then she invented like four more new ways to wear a hat that i dutifully copied. backwards with eyes peering through the hole, backwards hooked on nose, bracelet, inside out (this one was really cool and i think it will catch on). she also introduced me to her stuffed pig named Oinkster. when i left I offered a high five and she took it and then made me high five Oinkster's trotter with one finger and then did kind of a jump dunk shot to get Oinkster to kiss me on the cheek

your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

I love this for the creativity and the joy in the post. How perfectly these bits of rocks and shells show us two ladies frolicking in delight! At the beach, one might assume. They're having a great time. Good for them.

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

me (never reaching out, logging off for days at a time, horrible at responding to asks, forgets all tag games): i do consider all of you my friends 🥺

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.