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victusinveritas

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

teaboot

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

#christ 😂#it's perfection

angel-of-the-lorde

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

#yes #so many flavours

solitairians

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

#yesss #euphoric

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adultswim5000

your url shows what you want most in life

#hmm #suspicious pasta and or tiny tongues

tiktoksthataregood-ish

chilewithcarnage

ten-and-donna

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

pulling-aggro

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

#this nourishes my soul

albva

corpseprize

the reality of being a writer

#this feels personal

New Fic: Modern Dogs (Dorohedoro, Risu/Aikawa)

Tags: Pre-Series, Friends with Benefits (of a kind), Semi-Public Sex, Hand Jobs, Finger Sucking, Aikawa's oral fixation, Hijinks

Word count: ~4.9k

Summary: A moment later, Aikawa says thoughtfully, "I'll do it next time."

Risu frowns. "Huh?"

"Suck you off."

"Huh?!"

"The taste wasn't that bad," Aikawa continues conversationally, still thoughtful. "I could do it."

"Oh my <i>god</i>!" Risu shoves the palm of his free hand over Aikawa's mouth. "Or you could shut up for a bit, how about that?"

He feels Aikawa laugh into his palm, eyes crinkling.

Or: one night in South Zagan, Aikawa takes Risu to a place he knows.

Notes: For @crushcandles, for being so delightfully insane about Dorohedoro with me and kicking my ass to finish this (and all the other things I will Also Finish).

Title from Black Eye by Allie X, inspiration from Aikawa princess-carrying Risu (💔), no Manga spoilers ♥️

Read here

Yell at me here 🙏

#aikarisu #risukawa #what is the portmanteau?#aikawa/risu #dorohedoro #crawling out of my writers block era one weird horny fic at a time #like the show #this fic is an ode to friendship #drhdr

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enameledcoppergirl

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

Putting together a mood board for this year's art new years reminders (please reblog this version, as it credits the artists) :

PSA @smallestflowtree (got stickers!)/ sorry for @femmeidiot / just start @bismuth-209 / I hope that @evignonita / meme made by anon and posted og on here / god grant me @leclercenjoyer / get weird @mildmayfoxe (they got stickers!) / every time @racketghost / twitter user ChimaAmlaDing / but if @criminalizegolf

If any of the artists/posters would prefer me to remove the post/art please let me know

#yes yes yes #must channel this

blond-shell

contemptible-scoundrel

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

#me @ me tbh

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penny-anna

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

penny-anna

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

penny-anna

#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won’t stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them

#lmfaooooo yesssss #yes oh yes #idiots in the jaeger my god #this is entitely canon to me now

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