It's not easy being green

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

“It took you a week!?” He asked confused how it would take someone that long to work out what a refrigerator is. Snuggling up against her he rolled his eyes slightly at her words and smiled. “We can go to the park and get ice cream and french fries tomorrow.. and I’m not letting you suck my dick when you’re in this state.. you might regret it when you sober up.”

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

“Everything, I’m a genius.” He told her rolling his eyes slightly then shrugged as she pulled him into the bed with her, if it meant she wouldn’t be out and about getting into trouble he’d happily put up with it.

“I dunno. Go do your thing.”

“It’s a verbal agreement.” he replied. “Just say ‘I do’. Of course, a verbal agreement with a God is a lot more enforceable than one with a human.”

Wade smiled and took her to the bedroom, holding her hand tight as he pulled the sheets off the bed and guided her into it. “It is.. but you’ve had too much for that.” He told her.

“There’s no catch.”

Wade crossed his arms and looked over at her. “No you don’t.” He told her smiling slightly at how adorable the cat ears were. Walking over to her he took her hand. “I have a better place we can go.” He told her pulling her towards the bedroom. “To bed.. you’ve had enough.”

We know the type. Being indoctrinated, being conditioned to believe things, the false manipulative friend, the mind control drugs in the water, the subliminal signals to the brain through the tv, ect. 

Wade raised an eyebrow as a flare of fire left her lips, well that sure was new to him. “Oh no way you’re leaving the place like this.. you’re staying here the night.” He told her with a nod of his head. Staring at her cat ears.

Originally posted by samraimi