SheThick'n'Kinky

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2:Rough sex or soft sex?

3:Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4:Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5:Favourite sex position?

6:Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7:Have you ever had any one night stands?

8:Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9:Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10:Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11:What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12:How often do you have sex?

13:Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15:Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16:A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17:A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18:Are you into dressing up for sex?

19:Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20:If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22:Do you/would you use sex toys?

23:Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24:Would you have sex with your best friend?

25:Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26:Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27:Early morning sex or late night sex?

28:Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29:Favourite body part on the same sex?

The other 10% of you will end up like me. You’ll be married and divorced already. You’ll have had a string of broken relationships. You’ve given up on eating your weekly quota of vegetables for good health. You’ll be alone and sad and lonely and fucked up and angry and bitter and twisted and ARGH. You’ll think that life isn’t so bad but there’ll come moments in your day when you’ll break down in the kitchen, curled in a ball, and hoping for the guts to do something about it. Some say it’ll get easier but I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t. Not for that 10% of us anyway. And while you’re gripping that big fuck off knife with two fists, hoping for some semblance of courage to drive it into your gut, you’ll wonder to yourself how you got here. Your whole life will flash before your eyes just like they say what comes in death but death doesn’t arrive. It’ll just taunt you for what seems like an eternity because you don’t know how to greet it. But it’s ok. You’ll have your moments of happiness and glory. You’ll be aware. You’ll me conscious. You’ll hang out with friends and watch horror movies and distract yourself until you can’t any more. I guess I’m being a little negative but this post is a means to an end. If it doesn’t help me now it’ll help me later and hopefully it’ll help some of you.  Stay strong, sickos. I’m here if you need me. I always will be.

“"Here’s your first rule honky. From now on you are nothing but a white pig. You will remain naked at all times. You will crawl, not walk. And you will speak only when spoken to. You will not use words. You will oink, like the white pig you are!  Do you understand pig?”