Gives nose/forehead kisses
Clarke -- especially when Santana’s had a bit too much to drink.
Santana. Clarke gets jealous, but it takes a lot to set her off.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Takes care of on sick days
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
They live in the middle of the country where the fuck is there a beach.
Gives unprompted massages
Santana because she wants to pick the music.
Brings the other lunch at work.
They both buy disgusting food in the cafe, pretend to eat it, & then skip 5th period to go buy lunch at mcdonalds.
Has the better parental relationship
What is a healthy parental relationship.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Clarke -- Santana is a good drunk dancer. Clarke is a white girl with no rhythm.
Still cries watching Titanic
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Santana probably thinks they should BOTH go as sexy nurses.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
what the fuck is the expensive gift rule? did straight people invent that?
Makes the other eat breakfast
Clarke. Every. Single. Time.
Neither. They both remember 3 weeks later and make it up to each other accordingly. Duh.