bonus:

- Before stepping down as director (or being forced to), Coulson sends Fitzsimmons to live on their own because they get it on too much at the base and it was starting to weird everyone out

- Doug gets a promotion 

- James is still trying to impress May

- Mack gives frequent piggybacks to Elena

- In return, she gives him a turtle as a present

- Daisy actually isn’t doing much. She opened up her own Hot Topic franchise.

- Coulson decides for his next hand he wants to have an on-the-go grilled cheese maker

- Coulson has Fitz and Dr. Radcliffe go on Jerry Springer to get a paternity test done

- Simmons fails at potty training the monkey Fitz has brought home. It actually ends up being quite rabid.

- Joey pops in every so often and every time he walks in the bases door the Seinfeld jingle occurs

- Every time the new director tells Coulson to do something, Coulson throws a toddler-tantrum and whines ‘but I’m an Avengerrrrr!’ - May takes up gardening. Instead of roses and tulips and forget-me-nots, everything she plants is poisonous and can kill you

- Elena uses her powers to steal the key off the new director for the freezer that holds all of the good ice cream. She is everyone’s best friend.

- Daisy goes shopping and comes home to find that the new black clothes she bought does not match her old black clothes

- Robbie Reyes was possessed by the Ghost Rider spirit while watching All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (because it’s the best)

- The only movie to ever make May cry is Homeward Bound

- Fitz is slowly moving everyone’s belongings on their desk a half an inch over to see how long it takes for them to find out

- Fitzsimmons did go to the Seychelles but were only there for an hour. Once they got to the beach they realized it was too hot and bright and there wasn’t enough science.