go stoopid

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

okey but like, if the warden is blue, the champion is red, and the inquisitor is green?? whats gonna be DA4′s protag’s color?? yellow? 

seems like its purple

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

its peeling absolute orange

I swear you do one little war crime while working for a terrorist organization because of some crackpot theory you have about an apocalyptic threat that was revealed to you once in a dream and suddenly Citadel News Network is calling you "the disgraced Commander Shepard."

the govt teasing us like. yes we’re on lockdown. no we’re not <3 yes we’re on lockdown. n

THE AD IS GONE