Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):
Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Willâs face so that he can eat Hannibalâs penis with it
Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sisterâs girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says âhello I love your workâ before killing him
Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
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âIs your social worker in that horse?ââ a legitimate question that gets a rather heartbreakingly sincere âYesâ in response.
Hannibal getting caught sniffing Will during their session, then critiquing how he smells and Will deciding this is totally acceptable behavior and coming back for more????
Hannibal getting off to Will telling him heâd kill Hannibal with his hands
Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibalâs childhood castleÂ
Hannibal being the King of Pettiness and the Queen of Drama and sending a serial killer after Willâs new pre-assembled family because he did not spend three years in a glass cage manned by his ex-girlfriend and the Disappointing Chilton to be disrespected like this
Hannibal stuffing an ear down his only friendâs throat to frame him for murder then murdering the judge that pronounced said friend guilty, because he got lonely.
Frederick Chiltonâs entire existence
Hannibal breaking a guyâs neck out of second hand embarrassment
The entire fifthsome scene
Hannibal feeding a man his own baked leg and the manâs first comment after taking a bite being âMy compliments to the Chefâ
Hannibal straight up making cannibal jokes in front of a Criminal Profiler, three Psychiatrists, a Reporter and an FBI Agent specialized in Behavioral Sciences
Hannibal and Will just decide to adopt a daughter together after having known each other for like three days; still arenât sure if theyâre even friends
Jack goes to dinner at Hannibalâs house even more often after he finds out itâs all human meat
Will spends months having seizures and somehow never has one in front of anyone except Hannibal, nor drives off the road
Hannibal eats a Raw Human Lip that was bitten off its native face by someone other than him and then mailed
Some more from the replies and tags:
The human cello
The man who castrated himself, then flayed the skin off his own back to make wings, then strung himself up in a barn????? (Who could also somehow See evil people??????)
The man Hannibal grafted into a tree (not formed into a tree, not stuck branches on, but literally grafted into a living tree)
Dolarhyde eating that painting. He just fuckin cronches it
The time there is a LIVING BIRD inside a cadaver
The human totem pole how could I forget this most iconique creation
A pig is used semi-successfully as a surrogate host for a human embryo????
Hannibal realizes that heâs heartbroken and LITERALLY says âI have to eat himâ (then proceeds to attempt to do so)
A man realizing Hannibal killed his old poetry professor and deciding this is a great opener for asking for a threesome
Hannibal being entirely open to that threesome
The head of Behavioral Sciences at the FBI trying to entrap someone into committing murder
Hannibal convinces his old med school buddy, a neurologist, to keep a diagnosis of autoimmune encephalitis from the patient (who is Hannibalâs best friend and is suffering a great deal) âjust to see what would happen.â
American television vendors wouldnât let them show naked buttsâUNLESS they filled in the cracks with fake blood, then it was fine.
Hannibal got caught in Italy not because the FBI was able to trace his numerous murders back to him, BUT because he wonât stop spending money on bougie shit like truffles and fancy wine.
Man was lobotomized and had part (if not most) of his brain replaced by a giant beehive.
Theme song isâŚwellâŚLike That. But it totally works. Somehow.






















