Illyria. Spike. Time Bomb.
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Illyria. Spike. Time Bomb.
as requested by @murderousbitch

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angel: season 1 … sentence starters
“You’re not human.“
“Is that it? Am I done?“
“You’ve got pensive face.“
“Stop calling me pastries.“
“If that was my gift, I’d return it.“
“It was rude. We should go kill it.“
“I really hope they kill each other.“
“Get away from me. You’re insane.“
“No, seriously, I wasn’t hitting on you!“
“I’m just asking you not to go in there.“
“It’s nice that she’s grown as a person.“
“Yeah, there’s not actually a cure for that.“
“You’re supposed to help people. Help me.“
“I really don’t like it when people shoot me.“
“Well, as vampires go, you’re pretty cuddly.“
“You can’t be alive. You… you’re not human!”
“Demons. Is there anything more disgusting?“
“Where’s the crabby scowl, the morbid gloom?“
“Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?“
“I’ve got two modes with people: bite and avoid.“
“Then get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way.“
“I guess the single life’s particularly tough on you.“
“Do you know what anger is? It is nothing but fear.“
“You realize this is the whitest sport known to man?“
“What are you talking about? He can’t defeat me now.“
“Well, perfect, that should make it easier for you, then.“
“So I’m a little reserved, that doesn’t mean I don’t care.“
“Look, you should lie down. We should take you home.“
“Yeah, well, I know what fear is. I can smell it right now.“
“Maybe you’re changing. And that could be a good thing.“
“It doesn’t end. It never, ever ends. It just goes on and on.“
“I know you’re not planning to kill me. But you’re willing to.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever realized just how disgusting that was.“
“Look, if you ever need me, or if I can help you in any way…”
“He’s right. That was rude. I’d be honored to eat your brains.“
“I really don’t want to hurt you. Bruises bring down the price.“
“No. You’re not scaring me. You’re not scaring me. Not one bit.“
“True. But the games are indoors and they usually play at night.“
“It’s beautiful, and if it goes away it’s like… I’m still being punished.”
“It was like the Soviet Secret Police if they cared a lot about shoes.”
“Do you two need to be alone or can we get on with the ouchy part?“
“Well, stranger things have happened. No, wait… they really haven’t.“
“What do you think you’re doing here? You never should have come.“
“I’m sick and tired of you blaming me for everything you can’t handle.“
“I mean, honestly, what kind of statement is this thing trying to make?“
“Good. That’s out. It’s done. Would you ask me out for dinner already?“
“How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?“
“Maybe you might wanna think about mixing up the black-on-black look.“
“I think I know a vampire when I’m… alone with him in his fortress-like home.“
“You don’t know who he is, do you? Oh, you are so gonna get your ass kicked.“
“I didn’t ask for this responsibility, unlike some people who shall remain lifeless.“
“I think you’re gonna pack your little ghost bags and get the hell out of my house.“
“You’re not the type who takes the easy way out, which is why I like you so much.“
“Wow, what a nice place. I love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains.“
“I’m gonna thrash you within an inch of your life. And then I’m gonna take that inch!“
“I’m glad were not playing friends anymore, and I’m real sick and tired of your attitude.”
“Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.“
“If you ever wanna, you know, spend one night away from the place, maybe give me a call.“
“Well, I’d better get mingly. I really should be talking to people that are somebody. But it was fun!”
“You did terrible things when you were bad, didn’t you? And now you’re trying so hard to do good.“
“I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors, and lots of curtains… hey, you’re a vampire!”
“Hey, you look troubled. Or is that just your lazy eye? …Anyway, call us, we’re very discreet.“
“This socializing thing is brutal. I mean, I was young, once. I used to go to bars. It was never like this.“
“Hey, the last thing I want is to show up at the office and find that I’m working for a homicidal monster.“
“Because, we deserve a night of fun, don’t you think? I mean, it breaks up those nights of death and mayhem.“
“I think you gave up on being loved a long time ago, and now you’re just another creep who gets off on pain.“
“Oh, you wanna talk about being mature? Maybe it’s time you grew up and realized that you can’t have everything.“
“I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except for the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death.”
“You don’t know me anymore, so don’t come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way.”
“We’ve only done one of the five basic torture groups. We’ve done blunt, but that still leaves sharp, hot, cold, and loud.“
“Hey, you know, maybe we should go over this thing again of you getting out in the world and involving yourself with people.“
“Maybe he has an accomplice, or he has a hidden camera. Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural, you know.“
“Everyone just simmer down here, okay? Violence is not gonna solve a thing, alright? …On the other hand, it’s kind of festive.”
“You’re makin’ me wanna fight some more. You get lucky, you might last ten minutes; really lucky, and you’re unconscious for the last five.“
“You need someone to organize things, and you’re not exactly rolling in it, Mr. ‘I was alive for 200 years and never developed an investment portfolio’.”
“People will be attracted to my positive energy and help me achieve my goals. I am right where I’m supposed to be, and… not dying for something to eat!“
“You think you’re bad? All mean and haunty? Picking on poor, pathetic (name)? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, translucent ass out of this place, ‘cause lady, the bitch is back.“
“I grew up in a nice home. It wasn’t like this, but we did have a room or two that we didn’t even know what they were for. Till the IRS got all huffy about my folks not paying their taxes for, well, ever. They took it all.“
@orphanedshadow / @faithsreward gets a one liner for muse of choice.
"You are worth less than dirt to me."
wrong blog but i’m tired - i don’t think they showed more than like one glimpse of a page w/ a picture on it of illyria’s true form but the comics did a good job of it. also on the right we have (unnamed) and pancakes, who came to her rescue while she was trying to regain her powers etc. and she kept / adopted.
If you want memes from Illyria reply with your meme tag I’ll send tonight or tomorrow. If you’re a multi I’ll be leaving it open for you to choose who it’s for if you don’t specify!

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@chokethelight gets a meme starter / any muse.
“My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle. Vengeance was mine!”
@murderousbitch gets a one liner.
“Your wrath is -- impressive, for a mortal. Do you truly believe you are capable of harming me?”
1613 icons at 200x100, slightly sharpened, of Illyria from Angel the Series, various episodes. Made by me. Free for anyone to use or edit. Donations always welcome [x]! Please like / reblog if using.
are you part of the buffy the vampire slayer / angel the series fandom? canon character or an original character or multi-muse? go ahead and reblog this post to be added to our list where you can meet other rpers of this amazing fandom. just do the following and you’ll be added:
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If I tell you to shut up and your answer is “Make me” I WILL punch you in the teeth because I have no time for this pseudo sexual tension you’re imagining between us.

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874 icons at 200x100, slightly sharpened, of Illyria from Angel the Series, S5E20 The Girl in Question. Made by me. Free for anyone to use or edit. Donations always welcome [x]! Please like / reblog if using.
850 icons at 200x100, slightly sharpened, of Illyria from Angel the Series, S5E21 Power Play. Made by me. Free for anyone to use or edit. Donations always welcome [x]! Please like / reblog if using.
Like / reply for some kind of angst driven starter. Could be an argument between characters, a spell induced rage or frenzy, a physical fight they’re in (either against each other or the Monster of the Week), could be they’re stuck in a trap or got sucked into a hell dimension or honestly anything at all. If you’ve a preference, feel free to reply w/ your idea. If you’re a multi, it’s helpful if you narrow it down to whom you’re feeling or whom you think would work best. Lengths will vary, and will (probably) be put in queue so could be a bit before they pop out especially if it takes me a few days to get around to starting these.
Like for a longer multi paragraph starter from Illyria. Currently capped at three. May come bug you to plot first. If you’re a multi please narrow down to who you have most muse for or who you think would be most compatible. These may take time for me to do and I am currently running off a shuffled queue so patience is key!
Illyria in Shells.

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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce and Winifred Burkle Illyria. The Girl in Question.
“Your grief hangs off of you like rotted flesh. I couldn’t tolerate it from them as well. I thought this would be more convenient.”