you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

this and a blunt

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

you can lead a horse to water and you can poison the water supply with toxic waste you can torture and harm the horse like this

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME