no.

[sms]: This time, it’s for real lmao. I’m never getting tHAT drunk ever again. No matter what- [sms]: Oh that’s ADORABLE!! [sms]: What can I say? He does look like he’d have a little lisp! Though, Obi should have more of a derpier voice. Remind me to do that next time lmao

[sms]: Listen, that “floor pizza” thing was ONE TIME- [sms]: That’s the last time I’m drinking for a while… [sms]: Though, I really hope you recorded it, because that sounds absolutely precious!

[sms]: Oh no…

[sms]: How drunk was I last night?

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off? Shawn.  He tries, but his patience is not good when it comes to christmas lights.  

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting? Shawn

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Eddie, since Shawn would rather just get drunk and watch Die Hard as many times in a row as possible.

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? Eddie

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping? Shawn, and then he turns around and tries to (gently) shake stuff to see if he can figure out what’s in them whenever he thinks Eddie’s not paying attention. 

who insists on making snow angels? Eddie

who put christmas outfits on all the pets? Shawn lets Eddie think that it was his idea, but Shawn’s the one who saw the pajamas and bandanas and was like “that’s fucking adorable, i’m buying this.” 

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? Shawn used to go to home to Gainesville every year but I think this year they’ll probably just have a quiet day in or spent with their adoptive family around the hotel.

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? Eddie

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? I think they both do, but Shawn does especially since he doesn’t sleep as much. 

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? Eddie, and Shawn struggles to think of what to make.

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Shawn (he thinks he’s being sneaky but he is not) 

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? Eddie, and Shawn picks him up and they get take out pizza and continue the party at home.

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real? Shawn

The second Eddie had heard the news from Celeste, he knew he had to go run and tell his boyfriend. Thankfully, his room wasn’t too far from where he currently was. Quickly, he ran on over, quickly knocking on the door before realizing he still had the extra key. So, like a dumbass, he immediately unlocked the door, looking around for his boyfriend. When he saw him, he grinned, hurrying over. “Shawn, baby…. You’ll never guess what happened!” He squeaked out, moving to sit down on the arm of the couch. “We’re gonna be granddads! Celeste’s pregnant!”

@shawnwhitley​

Shawn had been stretched out on the couch with Colonel and Obsidian, rewatching an old Survivor season and trying to figure out if he wanted food or not whenever he heard the knock on the door.  He’d started to move before he heard the key in the door and he relaxed, knowing that it was Eddie.  As he perched himself on the arm of the couch, Shawn leaned back, his head resting against Eddie’s leg as he looked up at him and processed what he’d just been told.  “I thought everybody used up the ways to call us old at the roast, but you just said ‘granddads,’” he said, shaking his head slowly.  Eddie’s enthusiasm was contagious, despite his feelings on getting older.  “That’s good for them, though,” he nodded, with a slight grin. 

Found this lying around and thought you might enjoy it more than me. Definitely not because its a special day or anything. Nope. Definitely not. Just because I thought you’d like some good whiskey. 

Also, pretty random but thanks for being born. I’d be lost without you–literally because you’re always navigation during stakeouts. 

Anyway, you’re pretty rad. And I probably owe you a milkshake. 

–Rogers

Shawn’s look for the masquerade: Dean Winchester

shawnwhitley: I think a dinosaur is attempting to eat my dog.  He’s apparently fine with it.

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

I still have the og group chat from the first rp i was ever in bookmarked.  It was hosted on Chatango and the last time I opened it, it had been invaded by bots.  But I can’t bring myself to unbookmark it 

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

It’s usually between 6-10.  I almost always have a window with either netflix or youtube, discord, tumblr (sometimes 2 depending on what i’ve got going on), and usually 2-3 tabs of gif hunts for easy access.

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?