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gretchen: you're about to be a grandma again here soon because my water joke broke! c:

gretchen: WE DIDN'T NEARLY DIE THIS TIME!!!! what a win lol

Shawn: Well, I'm glad we're all the point where you can joke about dying.

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Baby boy is finally here. Houston is undecided, so name TBA. 7/17/2019. 7 pounds, 8 ounces, all love. and farts. 

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Gretchen: so, we're progressively telling people buuuutttt...

Gretchen: you're going to be a grandma again

Gretchen: hey c: we're going to go wedding dress shopping on saturday (me, jos, and my mom!). i was wondering if you'd want to go?

Gretchen: judy can come too! i feel like she'd really think it's fun!

Shawn: Three pregnant women crying as you try on dresses? A hot mess.

Shawn: Hey sweetheart, how is everyone?

Shawn: I didn’t want to bother you too early, and I know you all want to just be together but we’re gonna come over later and treat you guys for lunch, okay?

Gretchen: - a picture of what would've been her engagement ring -

Gretchen: i'm so so sad. i was looking for something else and found this instead.

Gretchen: this was all i ever wanted and he was going to ask me.

Gretchen: did you know?

Shawn: Oh wow.

Gretchen: If I'm honest, I feel horrible. I cry off and on all the time. I'm so mad at myself. We had an argument yesterday, and I was an idiot. I left all pissed off and didn't apologize or tell him that I loved him. The last thing I ever said to him was 'fine, whatever'. I have to live with that the rest of my life.

Gretchen: Olivia's okay, for the most part. I guess I'll never know what she saw or what exactly happened...but she's been really clingy and restless. I was watching her sleep last night and her face just kept scrunching up. She was definitely dreaming about something. If it was anything like what happened at school last Saturday, the lights and all the electronics probably flickered and she probably heard that weird buzzing sound...I don't know, but I'm really worried about her.

Shawn: Don't think that. He loved you more than anything in this world, and he knew you loved him the same. The two of you are like me and Houston, you can say the harshest things to each other, but no matter what the other knows you love them. You're not alone in this hun. If you want, you two can come over later. Houston has been out since last night and I could use some company, we can figure out his... funeral together, okay? You don't have to do it alone.

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You are my sunshine My only sunshine So please  Come back.

Gretchen: I’m so sorry to bother you omg but my sisters best friend died and I just, without thinking, tried to text my dad about it and all of a sudden I’m all messed up again.

Gretchen: and I’m like…kind of at odds with my mom right now and we haven’t talked a lot since like, last Monday.

Gretchen: and I’ve already bombarded Carl with sad shit twice this week. Which like, I know doesn’t mean I should just throw it on the next unsuspecting person, but ever since Jos started fucking leighton I’m convinced you’re the only stable female presence in my life other than Lacey.

Shawn: You don’t ever have to be sorry for texting me, Gretchen. You’re like a daughter to me. I’ll alwags be here for you.

Shawn: I’m so sorry for your sisters friend. Do you need anything, do they need anything? Houston just came home, told me it was a long saddening day.

Gretchen: 99% sure your son broke the oil diffuser that helps my child go to sleep.

Gretchen: I leave to shower after a shitshow of a day and this is what happens. lol.

Gretchen: normally, he’s the one that jokingly is like ‘i want a divorce’. tonight it is me.

Gretchen: not really tho. haha.

Shawn: I could have told you he's destructive the day you two met. The house is 50% less a mess. Now it's Houston and Judy.

Gretchen: i'm gonna come over one day when everyone's gone and we can burn sage and drink wine (even though i'm underage but shhh).

Gretchen: oh my gosh. houston, we really have a problem. ahaha. i literally saw a cop go through the mcdonald's drive thru last week on one of my midnight coffee runs with liv and leo. it is possible for him to get his own food. xD

Gretchen: oh i forgot to include that this was the third time this has happened. lol. he's trying, thank god...but i'm like...carl has this whole dad thing down to a science. he kind of has a leg up on leo tho because of judy.

Gretchen: oh! what is she being for halloween? just curious. c:

Shawn: Oh please, I drank before I was over age. And I'm sure your mother did too. Come over any time, you know you're welcome here whenever.

Shawn: Can he, can he though? I've seen him make dinner maybe... three times since we've been married. One of those times it was burgers. I'm losing faith in him.

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This kid. The one in the middle. He’s a pain the ass and makes me want to pull out my hair all the damn time, but he’s still my favorite Abrams.  Happy birthday, you jackass. 

Gretchen: not true at all c: no worries.

Gretchen: oh my god. what even kind of evil spirit lives in your house? lmfaooo.

Gretchen: also carl is basically a grown ass man, tell him to feed himself and don't tell him i'm the one that told you to say that. haha.

Gretchen: today, leo changed olivia while i was in the shower and put the diaper on backwards. the aftermath was a disaster and i was about at the point you're at right now. lol.

Shawn: The absolute worse one, apparently.

Shawn: Believe it or not, it isn't Carl asking for food. And Judy doesn't count. The one who calls himself my husband is the culprit.