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No One Is Safe

@sharpie0chaos

147 posts

Sep 12, 2025

Keeper of the Chaos

Hi! You might know me as @sharp-silver4795!!

I have gotten myself a reputation for creating cursed images of dateables from Date Everything.

Well, since these take forever to make, I wanted to make a blog where I can share them and make sure I get proper credit since they are a bit of a pain in the ass.

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

Navigation

Shit you might need to get around the blog!

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Rules for Chaos

If you use my cursed chaos, give me credit. That’s all. Thanks ;)

Terminology & Tags

Tells you about what the tags I use mean and some of the stuff I say

Rules for Requesting Chaos

Be respectful to me and the characters. Even though I’m committing chaotic war crimes, I still understand there are lines.

#date everything #date everything game #cursed image #cursed memes #date everything video game #date everything dating sim

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May 15

Pssst… Volt… Guess what?

What?

I PUT EDDIE IN A JARRRR

Apr 8

lola-the-lockable

Henry stares at Lola, mildly scared.

“Headlocking?”

@sharpie0chaos

“It’s my favorite wrestling move!”

*She practices it on the wrestling doll.*

“So, you wrap one arm around the neck. Not too hard obviously, and you put your other hand behind their back… you want to try it out on the doll next?”

Henry does his best to replicate, “is this fun for you?”

Apr 6

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

I picked him up from Home Depot (Henry, I mean)

I swear silver, if you kidnapped a child…

HE CAME WILLINGLY!

Kids waddle out of there all the time!

HE SAID HE WAS BORED AND WANTED AN ADVENTURE!

Note; this is all silly and is meant to be taken lightheartedly

Apr 6

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

*throws a child at front Dorian*

I already have one of these!

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

@sharp-silver4795 Where did you even get a child?!

Wouldn’t you like to know… *squint*

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

Silver… At least tell me you didn’t kidnap a child.

He came willingly!

I think Lola will make good friends with him!

lola-the-lockable

*Lola walks up to the child.*

“Hello! I’m Lola the lock! We are friends now!”

The little boy is still clinging to Dorian’s chest, “hi, Lola.”

lola-the-lockable

“What’s your name?!”

*Lola starts hopping up and down.*

“Henry.” He holds Dorian tighter, looks down, then clings so tight he might be scratching Dorian.

lola-the-lockable

“Alright! Let’s play together! And don’t hug my dad so tightly. It hurts him.”

Henry slowly comes down and follows Lola

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Apr 5

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

*throws a child at front Dorian*

I already have one of these!

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

@sharp-silver4795 Where did you even get a child?!

Wouldn’t you like to know… *squint*

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

Silver… At least tell me you didn’t kidnap a child.

He came willingly!

I think Lola will make good friends with him!

lola-the-lockable

*Lola walks up to the child.*

“Hello! I’m Lola the lock! We are friends now!”

The little boy is still clinging to Dorian’s chest, “hi, Lola.”

lola-the-lockable

“What’s your name?!”

*Lola starts hopping up and down.*

“Henry.” He holds Dorian tighter, looks down, then clings so tight he might be scratching Dorian.

Apr 5

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

*throws a child at front Dorian*

I already have one of these!

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

@sharp-silver4795 Where did you even get a child?!

Wouldn’t you like to know… *squint*

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

Silver… At least tell me you didn’t kidnap a child.

He came willingly!

I think Lola will make good friends with him!

lola-the-lockable

*Lola walks up to the child.*

“Hello! I’m Lola the lock! We are friends now!”

The little boy is still clinging to Dorian’s chest, “hi, Lola.”

Apr 5

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

*throws a child at front Dorian*

I already have one of these!

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

@sharp-silver4795 Where did you even get a child?!

Wouldn’t you like to know… *squint*

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

Silver… At least tell me you didn’t kidnap a child.

He came willingly!

I think Lola will make good friends with him!

Apr 5

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

*throws a child at front Dorian*

I already have one of these!

xxxask-the-doorman-dorianxxx

@sharp-silver4795 Where did you even get a child?!

Wouldn’t you like to know… *squint*

Apr 4

thequeenofcupps

I want a fic of just eddie, volt and reader cuddling is that so much to ask for💔

I gotchu, hun!

I have a few fics I wrote, but I’m not one to shamelessly plug myself! If you want the links to them, lmk.

—-

The Four Seasons (californication)

Note: you need an ao3 account to access this fic! Otherwise, you can look at their tumblr where they have their content posted as well! That’s @calif0rnication on Tumblr!

⚠️This writer also writes NSFW content⚠️

Hot Wires (blackbirdofasgard)

So, You’re Sick… (blackbirdofasgard)

Note: this writer is also on tumblr! That’s @blackbirdofasgard. They send out WIP, n-sentence-Sundays (it’s supposed to be seven, but that’s rarely the case from what’s I’ve seen /silly /pos), and give links to their ao3 posts.

⚠️This writer also writes NSFW content⚠️

Diverting Power (ThatOneAceCryptid)

Electric Fence (ThatOneAceCryptid)

You’re Crushing Me, Spark (Goblin_Gorlo7)

Sunbathing (CYBERCOW2)

Forever With You (Ekko_Chamber)

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Mar 16

eletric-barhost

Okay! I’m stealing the dog! She’s too cute!

*Picks up Magney and runs*

“ Hey! Do not take my puppy away! ”

Eddie runs after you, going to get Magney back.

FUCK YOU!! MINE!!

Mar 12

the-incubus-anon

Anatomically correct human body according to the head-shoulders-knees-and-toes song (my friend told me abt that thin and I’m like… ykw, I’ll do this)

YOU FORGOT EARS!!!

Locke just yells from across the house, and Lucifer just groans, holding the crook of his nose.

You two are a dynamic duo made in hell, I swear…

THERE ARE NO MUSCLES IN THE EARS AND THE SKELETAL VERSION OF THIS WOULD BE HELL ON EARTH TO MAKE!!!!

the-incubus-anon

THERES NO BONES IN EARS EITHER!!

Well, locket, cartilage is sort of a-

Shut the fuck up Lucifer Embridge or I swear to Gabriel himself-

Alright, holy hells- this is a stupid conversation.

Locke pouts, coming in holding a cup. It seemed to be mystical if some kind, telling on the front hoe many times it had been refilled with the same drink that day. It said “Soda - 7 times.” And they were holding the cup backwards to try and hide it.

YES THERE ARE!!

MALLEUS, INCUS, AND STAPES!!!

#fun fact: I’m deaf! so I know a lot about ears #they’ve been showing me diagrams since I was like 4 #my ossicles are all welded together as a birth defect #so I can’t hear in that ear #the other is just fucked

Mar 12

the-incubus-anon

Anatomically correct human body according to the head-shoulders-knees-and-toes song (my friend told me abt that thin and I’m like… ykw, I’ll do this)

YOU FORGOT EARS!!!

Locke just yells from across the house, and Lucifer just groans, holding the crook of his nose.

You two are a dynamic duo made in hell, I swear…

THERE ARE NO MUSCLES IN THE EARS AND THE SKELETAL VERSION OF THIS WOULD BE HELL ON EARTH TO MAKE!!!!

Mar 11

ask-mateo-manta

Mateo! You wanna see my tarantula? Her name’s Cynth!

Of course I want to see her! Tarantulas are so fuzzy, hehe!

I lift my right arm to show her crawling sort of on my elbow, “you can just put your hand out, she’ll crawl there. She’s sweet, I promise!”

ask-mateo-manta

Okay!

*Mateo smiles, holding his hand out, his palm facing up. He watches the spider crawling, excited.*

She crawls int Mateo’s hand slowly, feeling around his palm before crawling into his hand and tickling his wrist.

“See! Isn’t she sweet!”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo squeaks and giggles, trying not to move his hand at all. His palms are very ticklish.*

Shehehehehe is, yeheheheah!

“Are you ticklish?”

She slowly makes her way to Mateo’s coat sleeve, trying her best to climb over it.

ask-mateo-manta

Ehehehehehe, maybe? It’s ohohohokay though, I cahahahan stay still!

*Mateo does his best to answer through his giggling. True to his word, he does stay still.*

She’s climbing on his coat now, no longer touching his skin.

“You good?”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo nods, watching in wonder as she crawls on his coat.*

She’s beautiful… How long have you had her?

“Aww! She likes you! I’ve had her for about 7-8years, but she’s almost 20 years old.”

ask-mateo-manta

Ooh, so she's a wise lady!

*Mateo giggles, watching Cynth crawl around on his coat.*

I think I'd be worried if she didn't like me. I'm glad she does, though. I like her too!

“She won’t bite if she doesn’t like someone, she just stays away from them. Chilean rose tarantulas are very skittish. Even if she does feel threatened, her venom is harmless.”

She comes to Mateo’s shoulder and starts inspecting the side of his neck.

“Haha, they’re also very curious.”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo squeaks and giggles as the spider inspects his neck, doing his best to once again stay still.*

I can see that!

“I do need to take her off of you, now. Tarantulas can only have so much time out of their enclosures. Plus, I need to feed her anyway.”

I bring my hand to behind his shoulder, gently guiding her to my other hand that’s in front of his shoulder.

Mar 11

ask-mateo-manta

Mateo! You wanna see my tarantula? Her name’s Cynth!

Of course I want to see her! Tarantulas are so fuzzy, hehe!

I lift my right arm to show her crawling sort of on my elbow, “you can just put your hand out, she’ll crawl there. She’s sweet, I promise!”

ask-mateo-manta

Okay!

*Mateo smiles, holding his hand out, his palm facing up. He watches the spider crawling, excited.*

She crawls int Mateo’s hand slowly, feeling around his palm before crawling into his hand and tickling his wrist.

“See! Isn’t she sweet!”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo squeaks and giggles, trying not to move his hand at all. His palms are very ticklish.*

Shehehehehe is, yeheheheah!

“Are you ticklish?”

She slowly makes her way to Mateo’s coat sleeve, trying her best to climb over it.

ask-mateo-manta

Ehehehehehe, maybe? It’s ohohohokay though, I cahahahan stay still!

*Mateo does his best to answer through his giggling. True to his word, he does stay still.*

She’s climbing on his coat now, no longer touching his skin.

“You good?”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo nods, watching in wonder as she crawls on his coat.*

She’s beautiful… How long have you had her?

“Aww! She likes you! I’ve had her for about 7-8years, but she’s almost 20 years old.”

ask-mateo-manta

Ooh, so she's a wise lady!

*Mateo giggles, watching Cynth crawl around on his coat.*

I think I'd be worried if she didn't like me. I'm glad she does, though. I like her too!

“She won’t bite if she doesn’t like someone, she just stays away from them. Chilean rose tarantulas are very skittish. Even if she does feel threatened, her venom is harmless.”

She comes to Mateo’s shoulder and starts inspecting the side of his neck.

“Haha, they’re also very curious.”

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Mar 9

ask-mateo-manta

Mateo! You wanna see my tarantula? Her name’s Cynth!

Of course I want to see her! Tarantulas are so fuzzy, hehe!

I lift my right arm to show her crawling sort of on my elbow, “you can just put your hand out, she’ll crawl there. She’s sweet, I promise!”

ask-mateo-manta

Okay!

*Mateo smiles, holding his hand out, his palm facing up. He watches the spider crawling, excited.*

She crawls int Mateo’s hand slowly, feeling around his palm before crawling into his hand and tickling his wrist.

“See! Isn’t she sweet!”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo squeaks and giggles, trying not to move his hand at all. His palms are very ticklish.*

Shehehehehe is, yeheheheah!

“Are you ticklish?”

She slowly makes her way to Mateo’s coat sleeve, trying her best to climb over it.

ask-mateo-manta

Ehehehehehe, maybe? It’s ohohohokay though, I cahahahan stay still!

*Mateo does his best to answer through his giggling. True to his word, he does stay still.*

She’s climbing on his coat now, no longer touching his skin.

“You good?”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo nods, watching in wonder as she crawls on his coat.*

She’s beautiful… How long have you had her?

“Aww! She likes you! I’ve had her for about 7-8years, but she’s almost 20 years old.”

#I had her for 9 years before she passed

Mar 9

ask-mateo-manta

Mateo! You wanna see my tarantula? Her name’s Cynth!

Of course I want to see her! Tarantulas are so fuzzy, hehe!

I lift my right arm to show her crawling sort of on my elbow, “you can just put your hand out, she’ll crawl there. She’s sweet, I promise!”

ask-mateo-manta

Okay!

*Mateo smiles, holding his hand out, his palm facing up. He watches the spider crawling, excited.*

She crawls int Mateo’s hand slowly, feeling around his palm before crawling into his hand and tickling his wrist.

“See! Isn’t she sweet!”

ask-mateo-manta

*Mateo squeaks and giggles, trying not to move his hand at all. His palms are very ticklish.*

Shehehehehe is, yeheheheah!

“Are you ticklish?”

She slowly makes her way to Mateo’s coat sleeve, trying her best to climb over it.

ask-mateo-manta

Ehehehehehe, maybe? It’s ohohohokay though, I cahahahan stay still!

*Mateo does his best to answer through his giggling. True to his word, he does stay still.*

She’s climbing on his coat now, no longer touching his skin.

“You good?”

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