Why, Ferrari?

LMAO IT LOOKS LIKE FLAVY AND KIKA SECRETLY SCHEMED THIS AND FORCED THEM TO ATTEND TOGETHER BUT THEN KIKA HAD TO PULL OUT LAST MINUTE AND FORCED ISACK TO GO IN HER PLACE

The question remains...is the French Civil War over?

~"every driver dreams that they will one day race in red" ✅

~Ferrari isn't just a team, it's a religion/burden/legacy ✅ (lowk real tho)

~Pope mentioned ✅

~useless Buxton commentary, usually about quali ("if you snatch pole, it means that you're faster than everyone else in qualifying") ✅

~dramatic teammates war (bonus: mention brocedes) ✅ ✅

~villain Max standing around in overalls/fireproofs during a night race with menacing theme music ✅

~mismatching random radios over dramatic race footage ✅

~Wolff shitstirring with Horny Horner or flirting with Max (bonus for both) ✅ ✅

~random celebrity and rave shots for the American grands prix ✅

~Red Bull second seat curse ("who can bring the fight to Max?") ✅

~Oscar says something completely logical and calm, but necessary suspenseful music to make it seem like he’s a cold-blooded assassin robot ✅

~Horner frolicking through the English countryside ✅

~screeching tyres and footage of a shunt with ringing silence and then...thump thump thump thump (heartbeat) ✅

~dramatic "somebody's gonna lose their seat" storyline with a team boss watching from the shadows ✅

~Lestappen ✅

Eva Longoria: it's very exciting meeting new spokespeople. Especially cute ones *maniacal cackle*

(about Lego parade in Miami)

Not Zak with pulling out an "a river dirt cheese" 2.0

"Two lead drivers, it's a very risky strategy. We had it in the past with Nico and Lewis."

*cue dramatic Brocedes montage*

...

"Yeah?"

"Are you a member of the piranha club?"

*giggles*

excUSe me, Christian? I'm pretty sure that's just you.

Not Nando saying the poor rookies will have a hard time for their first race being a wet Melbourne and then he had his DNF

Lando: you're such a child

Yes, you tell him Lando. 👍

"I think every driver wants to win their home race. If I had to pick one, yes, Melbourne would be it"