if you can’t love me at my worst then tough luck cause that’s all there is fr

i have to spend money on dumb shit everyday or my soul isn't fulfilled

i'm a big believer in second and third chances, only for me tho, if someone does me wrong, banished from my life forever and ever

my dads upset cause there’s a restaurant that goes by his name and the food sucks, so he thinks they’re ruining his good name

being the bigger person is overrated, go tell their mom and grandma about what they did to you

about to have my morning coffee (yes it's 540pm mind your business)

i hate when people tell me my flaws like "oh you're TOO perfect TOO funny TOO interesting" smh as if i don't already know it's embarrassing

blocked on everything so i’m on her youtube makeup tutorial video commenting “plz respond”

do i simp when i see her? nah i cimp when i see her (cum in my pants)

i love when people show their weird side (unless it's creepy weird, keep that shit to yourself then fr)

sorry to the man i blocked, you seem alright but you look too much like elon musk and that spooked me

how come no one ever asks me shit like “what are your summer plans?” why are my asks always talking about “show your dick” smh