Stuff I think is interesting or funny.

Lumine: You can sell your books.

Albedo: You can find a job.

Scaramouche: You can find Fatui's sugar daddy to pay for your stupid astrology books and food.

Mona: Is this an offer?

Mona: Actually, nevermind. When can I start?

Child Support

Extra:

Lumine beat Childe in the fight at the Golden House.

from that one moral oral ep

"I thought you wanted to get Claire's number, hers isn't that hard to figure out."

If Chris bothered to look over to where Jill was, he might see the glare she was giving him, he knew she was doing it but if he looked it would just give it credibility.

"Yeah, I figured hers out, I can guess who is probably Boyband Reject, Mr. Valentine, cute by the way, Jilly And Jam Sandwich, and Boulder Partner, so whose and I'm going to say this as you spelt it...Mi Moldi Pangoli?"

Oh, he forgot he did that, "That's Ethan."

"The hell is a Pangoli?"

"Its...its a play on pangolin...the little armored looking guys, like armadillos but cute."

"Why?"

"Umm," how was he supposed to explain seeing Ethan half transformed and looking like one of them with his claws clicked together as he was still mostly asleep and shuffling back and forth in front of the coffee pot.

Or that Chris himself thought it was cute despite the younger man having black scales that went up to his elbows plus red and yellow eyes staring up as Ethan asked him if he would please get the milk jug out, his claws couldn't grab it.

"Because...they are small and cute?"

Shit, wrong excuse!

There was a moment of silence and he just manages to glance up from what he was doing to see her grinning at him...Jill...no...

"So you think Ethan is small and cute? Tell me more."

Ethan and 7 year old Rose are playing Hero, they're on a mission to take down The big old grizzly monster Chris, Ethan is in the middle of a battle with the grizzly and is about to attack

Ethan: "You're reigns of terror ends now" Ethan playfully punches the monster's abdomen yelling as he strikes it "HYAH YAH HYAH YAH-" Ethan stops mid punch and looks up at the creature's health bar, not taking any damage he barely even flinch

Ethan:"He's not going down, what should I do???" he asks pressing his index finger on his right ear pretending he's on a call with Rose

Rose: "He's still strong, you gotta get out of there dad, retreat at one!"

Chris smiles down at Ethan warmly hearing Rose in the other room giving orders like a true captain he's very proud of her, Chris gives Ethan a warm embrace taking him down

Ethan: "Oh no he got me, Man down I repeat man down"

Chris nuzzle into Ethan neck growling as through he had take a chomp on Ethan's neck, Ethan pretends he just out his throat rip out sticking his tongue out at the side of his mouth and goes limp for a few seconds then smiles when Chris looks at him, Rose comes running out with a plastic sword

Umber Eyes: there's something weird going on with this guy.

Chris: I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him

Canine: well... you don't have to

jean: why?

kaeya: did you see them talking?

jean: venti probably flirting

kaeya: venti speaks seriously to him

jean: still not a reason to worry about

kaeya: yeah, but diluc smiled at venti

jean:

kaeya: