Like Skulker, I too am a cranky, whiny blob of a man inside of a shiny, presentable mechsuit

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Like Skulker, I too am a cranky, whiny blob of a man inside of a shiny, presentable mechsuit

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Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)
there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing
Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again
abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.
abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions
abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
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me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
HOT AND COLD FLASHES ARE PART OF REACTIVE HYPOGLYCEMIA???? AAAAAAAAA things are making a lot of sense right now.....
I ate a bagel with peanut butter and I feel better :3
So relatable, once I took a walk in a T-shirt on a Gorgeous day in December to get lunch (no jacket, it felt pretty nice out, nice breeze)
After I ate I got super cold, and checked the temperature outside
It was 23F (-5C)
The walk back was so so cold 😭
This is for the people who see a list of diagnoses like mine and think, "Wow, that person must be a great actress. She's clearly done research and faked the symptoms to trick doctors into thinking she has all those illnesses."
That's not how it works. You can't fake test results.
It went more like this: I say I feel bad. Doctors run a lot of tests. They put me in big machines, stick me with needles, and make me drink weird shit. Then they make me have a surgery, take pills, or wear glasses with prisms.
Age 7: What's wrong with me?
Doctors: Your urine goes backwards due to kidney reflux disease. You need surgery.
Age 10: What's wrong with me?
Doctors: You have migraines. You may grow out of them or have them your whole life. Take pills.
Early 20s: What's wrong with me?
Doctors: You're getting kidney infections. Your surgery makes you more susceptible. You'll probably always get them. Have some antibiotics.
Early 30s: What's wrong with me?
Doctors: You have low vitamin D. Take pills.
Mid 30s: What's wrong with me?
Doctors, after reproductive imaging and neurological testing including a brain MRI: You have fibromyalgia, PTSD, OCD, & social anxiety. Take pills.
Late 30s: What's wrong with me?
Doctors, after an endoscopy, a heart ultrasound & Holter monitor, etc: You have GERD, low magnesium, and low potassium. Pills.
Age 40: What's wrong with me?
Doctors, after an ultrasound and bloodwork: You have a little dysautonomia and reactive hypoglycemia. It's from Hashimoto's. And you're probably perimenopausal, but we have to do more bloodwork to be sure. Another pill.
A few months later...
Me: What's wrong with me now?
Doctors, after a CT scan, a HIDA, another endoscopy, and a colonoscopy: You have NAFLD. And a kidney stone. And severe GERD. And chronic gastritis. And probably gastroparesis, but we have to do a gastric emptying study for that. More pills.
A few months later...
Me: Why do I have double vision?
A paramedic: IDK but you should really get evaluated for autism.
Doctors: You have BVD from 4th Cranial Nerve Palsy and you should go back to the neurologist. Here are some glasses with prism lenses.
Also me: I'm chronically ill and have multiple disabilities.
Some stranger: You don't look sick. You're too young to be unhealthy. You're not disabled. You just don't want to work
Okay, buddy. Why don't you and your ghost twin apparate the fuck up outta here before I beat you both with my floral cane?
where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"
hello i have this
Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it

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So I got a catalog from the place I purchased the dragon pencil holders from for Christmas and my gosh, their target market is either goths, fantasy nerds, history nerds, or lovers of what appears to be baroque interior design. Guess how many I meet.
'feminine hygiene' commercials: do you feel dirty....down there? is your....DOWN THERE....feeling dirty? are you itchy? are you itchy down there? I'm holding a cactus. is that what you feel like down there? the woman next to me is holding a bouquet flowers is that NOT what you feel like down there? does your down there not smell like literal flowers? is your vagina filthy? are you a fucking slob who can't even have a flowery vagina? are you not cultivating a rose garden in your genitals? fuck you, slather this cream in there you disgusting vermin.
erectile dysfunction commercials: does your dick not work? YEEEEAAAHHH that's alright you're ALL MAN your dick don't work that's okay take these pills and go do some MANLY SHIT. DEEP SEA FISHING. OFF ROADING. ALL WITH A RAGING ERECTION. don't worry about your dick man WE GOT YOUR DICK no homo tho your wife loves you flaccid dick and all man NOW BACK TO ICE ROAD TRUCKERS
tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something
Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers
Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.
For the uninitiated:
My preferred version:
Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

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I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️⚧️