Shabby Shoebox

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

I love her so much ♥️

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

I love her so much ♥️

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from niceferatu reading: same couple re-entering your life in different Count Olaf style disguises, hoping that This Time they'll convince you to be their third /End ID]

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

i have a suggestion

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

this is incredible