𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘.

dude, i know you're basically a hermit at this point. but would it kill you to send me a "hey, i'm alive" text every couple of weeks ? otherwise i might need to befriend your cleaning lady the next time i'm around, so she can give me all the updates. and do you really want the both of us to conspire with each other ? / @shaaaawns

i don't know if i should feel offended because i very clearly haven't turned into a hermit, but alright, i'll let that one slide. i'm sorry! i think i spend most of my time staring at walls, getting lost in my own head, and somehow forgetting that other people exist. it's not intentional, i just get distracted by absolutely nothing and then suddenly realize i've disappeared for a while. honestly, i'm surprisingly talented at wasting time without accomplishing anything. oh god, i don't know if that would be a good idea. i think i'd need you on my side instead. what's going on in your life?

i’d be dragging so doing all the moving for you. that should count for something.

are you bringing snacks, too? i ask the important questions.

look at you being cute and adorable. so when?

hear me out, i think we should travel to the fifa world cup.

i am the busy woman. i'm actually still in the LA area. might be willing to take a lunch or something if you want?

you've always been the busy woman, always busy with new movies and stuff like that. is it true that you can sing, though? tell me more! a lunch would be good, tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm sure people do it anyway, but I was trying to be a good boy, for once. We definitely need to throw a party sometime, maybe over the summer, if you're up for it - my place or yours? I hope he does, he's got the lungs for it, but I don't know if it'll happen. I love you, too, man.

you only decide to be a good boy at the most random moments, timmy. be a rebel the rest of the time. and definitely at your place, because there's absolutely no way i'm cleaning up the mess afterward.

𝟐𝟔. Who are some people you'd like to get to know better?

hello, i'm an effortlessly cool and talented human. nice to meet you.

if i were to say i've got a child-free weekend coming up, how would you respond? your answer better be "hell yeah, kylie. we're going out" or i'll be sorely disappointed. [ @shaaaawns ]

i'd say this is our chance to do all the things you've been putting off for years. so tell me, what is it that you actually want to do but never seem to have the time for? what's been sitting on the back burner while life, work, and everything else keeps getting in the way? and more importantly, where do you want to escape to? i'll take you anywhere.

let me know when and where!

the only thing you should know about me is that i'm always free and always in los angeles, jenna. it's up to you, really. you're the busy woman here.

69 - if you had to assemble a group of singers to participate in a new version of michael jackson's "we are the world", who would you choose? list at least ten celebrities.

if i'm not bob dylan, i'm out of here.

pleaaaase, let me drag you into the studio right now.

but that would mean i have to move my ass to wherever you are and i'm so fucking lazy.

I'm honored and super here for it. Big fan of your music, by the way!

big fan of everything you do and having to deal with isabela in every chance you get, it's been what... three movies already? you're going to heaven.