dude, i know you're basically a hermit at this point. but would it kill you to send me a "hey, i'm alive" text every couple of weeks ? otherwise i might need to befriend your cleaning lady the next time i'm around, so she can give me all the updates. and do you really want the both of us to conspire with each other ? / @shaaaawns
i don't know if i should feel offended because i very clearly haven't turned into a hermit, but alright, i'll let that one slide. i'm sorry! i think i spend most of my time staring at walls, getting lost in my own head, and somehow forgetting that other people exist. it's not intentional, i just get distracted by absolutely nothing and then suddenly realize i've disappeared for a while. honestly, i'm surprisingly talented at wasting time without accomplishing anything. oh god, i don't know if that would be a good idea. i think i'd need you on my side instead. what's going on in your life?

























