ShootImpro Top Trumps!!

-> We’ll post ideas, updates, let yall suggest characters, etc. here!

-> Everything will have the tag #sfth top trumps (we won’t be using the main ‘sfth’, ‘shootimpro’, ‘sfthposting’, or ‘shoot from the hip’ tags as sometimes it overfills those spaces)

-> @shoot-from-the-cards is the other account helping with this where you can suggest characters’ stats via the asks

-> You can suggest characters here via the asks

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Statistics Explained

Packs Explained

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Iconic Sam Characters

Iconic Luke Characters

Iconic Tom Characters

Strong Belb

Henry

High Visionary

Andre Beetroot

Melson Nelson

Don Albert

Jean Luc

Don Vincenzo

Mrs Claus

Jamie Oliver

Priscilla

Juliet

King of Police Station

Jemima

Alejandro

Joe Biden

James (from ‘The Unrelenting Aubergine’)

Mark

Ybbob

Hugh

Mrs Hudson

Dmitri

Father Andrews

Rupert

Father Skelter

Micheal Cavendish

John (from ‘The Hobnob Affair’)

Old Bill Hannigan

Friaren

Agatha

Donnie

Jemima Steven

Annabelle

Johnny

Scottish Robin

Titch

Fullset O'Hands

Frankie (from ‘The Bard With a Scar’)

The Lady of a Thousand Don Juans

Esmeralda

Sally

John Gary Hobson Junior

Sarah

Snowdrop

Egbert

Jeremiah

Madam Petrova Romanoff

Janusz

Helter Skelter

Toby

Old Man Henry T'williger

Bluebell King

Geppetto

Leyland Cavendish

Young Bill Hannigan

Cindy Campbell

Belladonna/Martina (from ‘We Buried the Wrong Guy’)

John Jacob McAllister

Wilhelm

Gemma

Locomotion

Frankie

Peter Steven

Ethel

Ethelle

Janae

Xavier

Butch

Krampus

Derek

Sherlock (from ‘The Mystery of the Midnight Circus’)

Lots O'Hands

John Hobson Sr

Don Ciciccio

Pinocchio

Tarquin Rockhouse

Magnus O’Puss

Jimmy (from ‘The Hare Who Wore a Sweater’)

Justin Trouble

The Spirit Of Somerset

Jimmy (from ‘Toby’s Secret Pocket’)

Cliff

Sherlock (from ‘The Final Baker of Baker Street’)

Caesar

Alexa

Amanda

Cheevo

Angelina Roland

Thomas Sr

Inspector Whitstable

Scottish Batman

"Old" Lady Margaery

David Jeffery

Marty

Charles Nicholas Buttons

Samantha (from ‘The Leftenmost Window’)

Sam (from ‘Beetroots and Murder’)

Phantom Begruvia

Santa

Unspecified Beast

Mario the Sheep

Bertie the Goat

Bubba

Arthur BD

French Kraken

Nazi Chinchilla

Chip

Watson (from ‘The Mystery of the Midnight Circus’)

Mr Polar Bear

Jim L

Meth Wife

Benjamin

Mrs Daltrey/Scarlett Johansson

Maria Clarisso

Danny

Blue Fairy

Michael (from ‘And So It Begun’)

Big Jimmy

Big Jim Clive

Tommy/Thomas Jr

Of course, possibly one of the most iconic AJ characters? Mayhaps?

Stats:

Date - I just found the livestream which had burglary and bobsledding incase it released before Huge (cause they could have filmed Huge and then released it after that livestream) but that stream is more than 6 months after Huge was released. How on earth did AJ remember Andre and Luke remember the guy who danced across the stage and they can’t even remember a name that was said two minutes ago?? Anyway 231125

Age - Does anyone even know? (TBD)

Magic - ✨ Time travel ✨ (TBD)

Vibes - He has to have really high vibes, right? (TBD)

Fear Factor - TBD

Yess more Sam’s (btw anyone wanting to send characters we’re looking for thirty per member for our iconic characters packs and we mostly have Tom characters and very few AJ and Sam characters, nowhere near thirty for anyone yet tho so keep sending any characters)

Stats for Marty:

Date - 240204

Age - 8

Magic - TBD

Vibes - TBD

Fear Factor - TBD

Stats for Jasper:

Date - 240804

Age - TBD

Magic - TBD

Vibes - TBD

Fear Factor - TBD

HENRY

Date: 250622

Age: 30

Magic: 1

Vibes: 6

Fear Factor: 10

Top Trumps Rating: 42

Top Trumps File

From Never Give Annabelle A Gun

Played by AJ

Police officer who, due to a song his father taught him, believes Annabelle (the girl with the gun) is destined to be with him. After kidnapping Annabelle’s then friend, Butch, for information on her whereabouts, he tracks Annabelle down. He is later shot and killed by Annabelle and Butch.

AM FOCKIN BATMAN

Stats:

Date - 221225

Age - Robin is 12, Batman TBD

Magic - TBD (do they have superpowers or is it just tech? I’m not a DC person)

Vibes - Scottish/100 (I’ve invented a new number/TBD)

Fear Factor - TBD

Might take them and Jemima Steven

Stats:

Date - 231210

Age - TBD (I think we have Peter as 11)

Magic - None (ig TBD but it’s gonna be 0 right?)

Vibe - They’re all a vibe but for different reasons so idk how we’re gonna go about that, luckily it’s not my problem (TBD)

Fear Factor - Also almost none lol (TBD)

So because top trumps packs generally have 30 cards, it’s hard to fit all the characters from one thing into one pack, so they have different packs. For example the Star Wars packs have an OT pack and a Prequels pack.

Packs can have overlapping characters (continuing the Star Wars example, Palpatine is in both of the aforementioned top trumps packs) so don’t worry about one pack using a character so they can’t be used in a different pack.

Whilst we haven’t gotten that far yet, we do have some ideas for packs such as Iconic [Member] Characters (eg. Iconic Sam Characters). These will be the first ones we do but other ideas include Villains, Protagonists, Games/Scenes Only, etc.

If you have any ideas/suggestions for packs, feel free to recommend them (although know that that isn’t our current priority)

I am going to take Donnie, Frankie, Ethel, (and maybe Ethelle)

Stats for Donnie and Frankie:

Date - 241222

Age - TBD (it might have been said in the play but I can’t remember)

Magic - TBD

Vibe - So this category is kinda a mix/simplification of vibe, aura, and gender envy, and Donnie give me so much gender envy I’m not even joking (TBD)

Fear Factor - TBD

Stats for Ethel:

Date - 250427

Age - Who knows lol (TBD)

Magic - TBD

Vibes - TBD

Fear Factor - TBD

I’m gonna say Johnny and Janae cause I like them both <3

Stats:

Date - 231019

Age - I think Johnny is 15 and Janae is 8 but I’ll have to check

Magic - Johnny has future dreams, Janae does not (TBD)

Vibes - TBD

Fear Factor - Lowkey could be 0 for both but TBD

Jay wanted Xavier to have really high vibes and I was like BUT HES A NAZI. Strong Belb is such a wet cat we love him

Stats for Xavier:

Date - 180620

Age - TBD

Magic - The magic of having such stage presence that Tom can’t live up to 7 years on (TBD)

Vibe - Look, ik he has such vibes but come on, he’s a Nazi, that’s gotta deduct a few points (TBD)

Fear Factor - TBD

Stats for Strong Belb:

Date - 250702

Age - TBD

Magic - TBD

Vibe - Does his patheticness increase or decrease the vibe? This is such a vague statistic I love it (TBD)

Fear Factor - None lol (TBD)

We love them (for very different reasons but love them all)

Stats:

Date - 250622

Age - I think Annabelle and Butch are like 18 and Henry is ~30ish but TBD for Henry (I think annabutch have a canon age but I can’t remember)

Magic - The magic of lesbians? Mayhaps. The magic of helium? Jay did want this stat to be called ‘Magic/Drugs’ so… (TBD)

Vibes - Ik everyone wants Butch to have the highest vibes out of these three but I might abuse my power and give Annabelle higher vibe score just because I love her sm. All of Henry’s vibes come from AJ playing an insanely good villain and the singing, everything else about the character is negative vibes (TBD)

Fear factor - 10 for Henry, myself and Ik multiple other fans will agree that that one scene with Henry and Annabelle is the most scared they’ve ever felt watching a sfth play. The other two are TBD