be a man, FUCK A JUNIOR.

I'm too good for anal.

Make him wear a hat. He can be your Channing Tatum in that write me a letter. With that lady.

Time for stalker photos with Milena.

i'm not fucking kidding i started tapping out

i spent the majority of chemistry class trying desperately to tap out

Me: oh, hey, it's march!

so cassidy and i are rockin the wifi durng school (ssshhh) and she's on us.asos.com looking at their ~~~mexican rave~~~ collection

Imagine if you could smoke ritalin.

seriously if we don't study enough she calls us pathetic it's pretty funny

Did you know giraffes sometimes travel in bachelor herds? Zebras too."

Alice: this is how he describes his sexuality: I'm gay, but every once in a while I fuck a girl to keep it in balance.