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Pick a Pile:

Pile 1: It will be everything that you’ve ever asked for. You & this person will bond over everything & connecting through all aspects; physically, emotionally, mentally & spiritually. This is a dream relationship, a connection you always yearned for in the past, because it will be with someone who you can understand & relate to easily, & barely get into fights with. For some of you, it can be with someone you already know within your circle or will later meet as a friend, but not from the past, unless you will choose to forgive them, but only if you trust them. Giving this a chance will open new doors for you you never thought you could achieve, like peace & tranquility.

Pile 2: This relationship will seem like a breath of fresh air. Your problems & needs will be heard by someone you thought only existed in your dreams. This seems like someone who’s helpful & wants to take care of you by lending you a helping hand, but not trying to take away your independence. This relationship seems like it would help you heal & move on from past hurts that carried with you for a long time. Also, this person could’ve went through the same things you did, so they will understand your pain easily. Maybe they’re already someone you know or will meet by them being curious about you. Your next connection will help you heal in ways you never thought you needed by accepting help from your partner.

Pile 3: This seems like a provider energy, someone who will take matters into their own hands to make things work with you & ensure your happiness, almost heroic. This could be someone from the past trying to earn your forgiveness, but that’s only if you’re willing & trustful to accept that. Other than that, it can be someone you already know, or about to meet, who will or has already expressed their interest or attraction towards you, even without directly saying it, you know they already like you. They could also have protective energy & be defensive about you when you feel uncomfortable in situations. This seems about re-learning how to trust again, & determining if this person is right for you if you can trust them by taking care of you & understanding you.

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♡ popular. not in a ariana grandes galinda upland, 2000’s movie way. you’re genuinely liked & are on a friendly, first name basis with everyone you come into contact with. small talk can happen with anyone; an introverts worst nightmare.

♡ recognizable & desirable. you have a very particular delivery of words & energy to you. people copy your speech patterns or hair cut. you started that new bag charm trend, wherever you are. they can’t help but aspire to be a fraction of what you are.

♡ alluring & magnetic. people see you as popular, even if your not. they want to be around you. people feel uplifted & inspired when around you.

♡ calming presence. soothing voice. people & animals feel safe & comfortable around you immediately. your voice is like the softest feather pillow upon an even softer mattress.

♡ model off duty vibes. seen as photogenic, “how are you real?”. always look put together no matter how mundane the occasion.

♡ people remember you. seeing you on the train, at the store, childhood best friend ? your face & energy is always remembered. you always leave a lasting impact. nobody is quite like you.

♡ disney princess vibes. animals swarm you, children ask if your a princes. you might as well script that you live in a eight story castle because it’s expected from you at this point. you seek to be from another life, another time, that people can’t quite place.

♡ pretty privilege ?? maybe ?? you’re given alot of grace & leeway for mistakes. your easily given second chances based on vibes alone.

♡ sharp thinker. witty. nobody can match your comebacks. things just roll out of your mouth that leave people thinking “wait what?” in a good way.

♡ good at everything. not amazing, award granting, ribbon winning. but everything you touch you pick up quickly & are quite good at without any prior knowledge.

♡ media-trained like. the way you move, talk, express yourself, answer questions without saying anything. you know how to leave people satisfied with saying as little as possible.

♡ etiquette. you know what forks go where, are a master at writing thank you notes in perfect cursive in a perfect straight line. you were trained in social graces like it was military school.

Your beauty is otherworldly, the kind that cannot be ignored. Everywhere you go, people are drawn to you, unable to look away. They think about you long after you’ve left, replaying your smile, your voice, your presence in their minds. You carry an energy so magnetic that people become obsessed with you, craving your attention and your time. Your beauty is not just in how you look, but in the way you move, speak, and exist it’s powerful, rare, and unforgettable. You are the one they can’t stop wanting, the one who stays in their heart and mind like a dream they never want to wake up from.

I LITERALLY MANIFESTED FOR MY DIARRHEA TO STOP IN 5 MINUTES. No void state no nothing!! My affirmations are facts and the universe knows that!!

Shifting is inevitable for me. NOTHING can convince me that I can't. Being a master manifestor means that you're also a master shifter.

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｡𖦹°‧ photographic memory. retain information easily & effortlessly.

｡𖦹°‧ top student. or valedictorian ? head of the soccer team ? class president ? founder of the animal rights club ?

｡𖦹°‧ model student. perfect grades, perfect attendance, always on time.

｡𖦹°‧ school air doesn’t exist. you arrive without a hair out of place, you leave without a hair out of place.

｡𖦹°‧ clean bathrooms. always stocked with nice soaps, period & hygiene products.

｡𖦹°‧ quality & healthy food. professionally made by chefs. fresh every lunch period.

｡𖦹°‧ uniforms. cute uniforms that go with your body type. alternating color palettes depending on the season or semester ?

｡𖦹°‧ private suite style dorm. with a bathroom, kitchenette, moderate size walk in closet.

｡𖦹°‧ day meals. all day has breakfast, lunch & dinner food. no specific wake up hours or meal end times. serves between class, before & after school hours.

｡𖦹°‧ three day weekends. school only four days a week, extra day granted for free time or designated homeroom days.

｡𖦹°‧ school dance & events. valentines day dance, winter ball. campus fair. football games.

｡𖦹°‧ off campus free periods & lunch is allowed. nearby dinner ? mall ? go home if you live across the street from campus ?

｡𖦹°‧ classes with variety. animal training, astrology, fashion design, horse back riding etc.

｡𖦹°‧ rooftop community garden. food is able to be taken, seating provided for students. enclosed & heated in the winter.

｡𖦹°‧ for extra credit / after school job. filling in for a teacher. torturing. filing paperwork in the office. showing new students around the school.

｡𖦹°‧ class trips. the zoo, over seas, museums. 

｡𖦹°‧ haunted campus. ghosts ? ghost stories ? urban legends ?

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♡ popular. not in a ariana grandes galinda upland, 2000’s movie way. you’re genuinely liked & are on a friendly, first name basis with everyone you come into contact with. small talk can happen with anyone; an introverts worst nightmare.

♡ recognizable & desirable. you have a very particular delivery of words & energy to you. people copy your speech patterns or hair cut. you started that new bag charm trend, wherever you are. they can’t help but aspire to be a fraction of what you are.

♡ alluring & magnetic. people see you as popular, even if your not. they want to be around you. people feel uplifted & inspired when around you.

♡ calming presence. soothing voice. people & animals feel safe & comfortable around you immediately. your voice is like the softest feather pillow upon an even softer mattress.

♡ model off duty vibes. seen as photogenic, “how are you real?”. always look put together no matter how mundane the occasion.

♡ people remember you. seeing you on the train, at the store, childhood best friend ? your face & energy is always remembered. you always leave a lasting impact. nobody is quite like you.

♡ disney princess vibes. animals swarm you, children ask if your a princes. you might as well script that you live in a eight story castle because it’s expected from you at this point. you seek to be from another life, another time, that people can’t quite place.

♡ pretty privilege ?? maybe ?? you’re given alot of grace & leeway for mistakes. your easily given second chances based on vibes alone.

♡ sharp thinker. witty. nobody can match your comebacks. things just roll out of your mouth that leave people thinking “wait what?” in a good way.

♡ good at everything. not amazing, award granting, ribbon winning. but everything you touch you pick up quickly & are quite good at without any prior knowledge.

♡ media-trained like. the way you move, talk, express yourself, answer questions without saying anything. you know how to leave people satisfied with saying as little as possible.

♡ etiquette. you know what forks go where, are a master at writing thank you notes in perfect cursive in a perfect straight line. you were trained in social graces like it was military school.