hellooooo

I truly feel that if I was in a coffee shop with a big book, Hozier blasting through my air pods and a lavender latte I’d be 1000x happier

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

obama means family and family means i dont have to be obamaself

shit memory who dis

…..men always quiz me when i claim to like something they like too. cause in their minds i’m either a.) lying to appeal to them/gain their approval or b.) only capable of having a superficial understanding of the subject and they need to “expose” me

Listen

double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

Holy shit

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

reblog if you’re a tony lover on main

10% off isn’t even a sale, fuck outta here