Having someone in your life who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to every day, knowing that you are worth their time, is honestly one of the best feelings ever.

One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.

i’m a private person so if i open up with you, damn i trust you

Bringing my phone into the escape room.  I haven’t heard if there are rules against that, but, it’s staying on my person.

u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty

saving eye contact for marriage

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we've got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

this is a kids’ movie about threesomes

They were a throuple and I’ll die on that hill