Seth the Half-Orc

we have GOT. to get you on testosterone anon.

Everyone should get on that orc grindset

the scary thing about bara is (taps my pipe on the boats banister and gets a far off expression) there’s always a bigger guy… you think you’ve seen the big one in the image and then… (looks out over the sea and goes silent)

orcs are inherently better nd more sympathetic than elves like , does anyone care about elves? elves shouldnt be protagonists

orcs don’t make cookies in hollow trees

of course not! they make them in meadows

Iron Bull x Male Adaar is crazy man that's so much meat slapping together. Skyhold is not structurally sound enough for that like phlat phlat phlat phlat and Cullen is like oh fuck we're under attack

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

mmm so tired after last nights clubbing

mercenaries after being beaten by THE ORC

*bleeds from my head wound in silence*