The Extraordinary Mind

Oh don’t tell me you’re embarrassing yourself with that again

Fuck you I'm great.

Really?  Cool…

Yeah I'm positive thanks.

Whaaat?  Mostof it had things that you normally put in a burrito.

Well I woke up next to you this morning and realized that I have been neglecting this relationship. I don't want to do that. Can I make you dinner tonight? I'll pick you up.

Not gonna lie.

I'm sorry.

Flirt with a taken man?  Never.

I like the harder stuff I guess. Or wine is alright.

…if you say so…

I really love you okay?

Oh. It just seemed like you were flirting. But I guess that's silly right? I'm sorry. Anyway yes but I don't drink beer.

Oh, you can count on that, sugar.

You know I would never ever cheat on my boyfriend though right?  Just making that clear.

No, it’s fine, I’ll walk, I just…did I do something to not be worthy of Arwen or something?  I mean I know how weird you get about people riding on her…

No babe it's fine. I haven't been riding her much lately. I don't know. I haven't been feeling well.

I lead what some might consider an “active lifestyle.”  Any particular way you like to be worn out?

My boyfriend is the least active person ever. Well except for..nothing. It's would be nice to be with someone else active. Oh I don't know? Surprise me?

But I thought hewas worth it. How will I know, next time around, that another guy won’t end up doing the same thing? How do I know if he’s better than the last one?

I don't think you do. You just hope for the best.

Good.  You just text me when you’re well-rested.  Wouldn’t wanna wear you out.

How exactly would you wear me out? I guess I have a little time tomorrow though if you're interested.

Can’t ditch whatcha never came to, sweetness.  But I’d say you owe me one.

Alright. Fair enough.

The guy I was dating, or am dating, or I don’t even know because I haven’t really talked to him and seeing his face makes me want to vomit… He fell in love with someone else. While we were together. Are together. Whatever.

You can do better then Gretch. Find someone else who will love you and only you. It's worth it, believe me.