Uumm. Don’t look at me like that! I-I know how to do this!!! Just…give me a second!
Errr…Tumblr! Yes..! I’m here on SUGGESTION of Blue, because he said I should observe you in hopes of…It doesn’t matter!!
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So…Send me asks. In quotations. Any question you have, I absolutely have an answer. You’ll come to see I’m much more knowledgeable then you think!!
Where I’m from? Don’t ask! My gender? Don’t ask! What species I am? Don’t ask. I’m the one learning about you, not the other way around!
Not that I don’t already know…it’s just a METAPHOR. You wouldn’t understand!
Keep reading for more information!
SETH ; they / them
HANDLER ; DREARY / WREARY
urrrrrrr hi my name is @truthfullytally I’m a chufd and I run this blog……urrrrrrrrr hunches over and scratches back feel free to mootie up!^_^ Adults Not Included …sorry this is so chunkyyyy
so this will probably be rally ooc butttt I don’t even ceeeeeerrrrrrr atp bruhhh…tag guide & qna below but firessttt can we pleeeaassseee roll credits to all the wonderfuls who helped me out!?
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𐔌 pfp, banner, and userboxes: @miuukatt ꒱ <3
𐔌 header: @created-in-snow ꒱ <3
𐔌 funky divider in this sector: @icyporcelain ꒱ <3
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𐔌 @askbluetheflower - the official blue for this blog!! check it out, won’tcha?
𐔌 @western-justice - the official yellow for this blog!!
𐔌 @aquaawesomeflowerhumanknives - the official aqua for this blog!!
𐔌 @the-strongest-human-ever - the official orange for this blog!!
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“do you do rps?” maybe…? shoot your shot, let’s see!
“im a deltarune ask blog handler, could I interact with you and send asks?” absolutely! its ENCOURAGED even. please come into my inbox little anon🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 coaxing you in like your a scared baby deer..pspsppspsps….come on…..
“are you open to ships?” actually, no! mainly because I see seth generally as a teenager. you are free to ASK of ships, of course! just remember, your sending an ask to 2 minors, [me and seth]
“can I include other deltarune askblogs / character in my asks?” singing battle…….yea yea…..I win!
“Is there lore here?” nuh uh! this is just silly fun
“how active will this blog be?” depends on how I feel, im horrible at commitment
“what’s your dni?” i don’t have one ..send something in, and I’ll post it if I wanna🤷♀️
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Hey Seth. Maybe we are the flowers and you seven are the humans.
Bumbling in the dark.
Clashing with siblings.
Constantly looking for answers and solutions.
Failing miserably.
Trying again.
Honoring your father figure. Honoring your leader's wishes.
(The anon briefly takes off the sunglasses, revealing a D20 dice for a head.)
Your doing your best despite the odds stacked against you.
Be proud of that.
*They stared up at you silently, waiting for you to finish like a child listening to a parent. Yes, Seth can listen. They fidgeted with their hands…”be proud of that”. Anything could make this kid cry, but that just..stung. They swallowed hard, tilting their head down to wipe their eyes and hide their face.
…Th…thank you. Thank you a lot, I…really appreciate it.
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Yo, kid, I actually respect you on a personal level. Good on you for the Internet safety, and not giving out your last name, which I'm sure you have and are not handing out on the Internet for personal safety reasons! Take this auto balancing hover board, as a gift! And the instructions!
she somehow got her hands on it and i think i managed to take it before she could commit any major war crimes (she did try to rob a panera bread though)
Wh-WHAT?! I DONT- WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?!
*Seth grips the rocket launcher very awkwardly as you shove it into their hands, their entire body already starting to TREMBLE.
WHAT IS A PANERA BREAD? AND- I— I CAN’T HAVE THIS!! TAKE IT BACK!!
Your comment about running out of money after only putting a couple of dollars into the swear jar means you probably make less than 834.75 flowery dollars a year. Congradulations! This puts you in the lowest tax bracket, meaning the government will only take 10% of your yearly income.
W-We don’t even HAVE A government!? Take it up with the LAW ENFORCEMENT, not ME!! Actually— wait, No, don’t, our law enforcement sucks…
WHATEVER! I’m not paying taxes!!! Again; take me to court over it!! I don’t care! I will win!
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🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
N-NO, AQUA! We can’t!!! T-think about it, Yellow’s gonna kill us!! And then probably try to kill himself somehow!! And then Blue’s gonna get involved, and then Flowery— It’s gonna be a whole thing!! Knives are bad! Weapons are bad, and this person is BAD!
*Seth yanked their arm away from Aqua, continuing to scold like a CHUD.
T-their probably gonna take your knives away, actually!
🔪 Why would Yellow kill us? Is being adopted illegal? And Flowery likes my knife game! And-
🔪 They're going to do what to my knives.
[ * Aqua suddently went serious. Don't even try to fuck with her knives. ]
[ * And as soon as the seriousness came, it went back to where it came from. ]
🔪 Uuu, I guess we won't be adopted then! We still can play games though!
Headcanon where Aqua is VERY forgiving... except when it's about her knives. Fuck with her knives, fucked with Aqua. If anything were to happen to her knife collection, she would be really sad and angry... subtle foreshadowing...
S-sure, sure, all of that! Base point is, it’s bad and they’ll take your knives!!!
*Seth waves their hand dismissively, sighing in relief when Aqua finally relented…though it was kind of scary how serious she got. It’s just something you don’t see often.
See! Yeah! People who wanna adopt you wanna take your knives! So…so, yeah!
🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
N-NO, AQUA! We can’t!!! T-think about it, Yellow’s gonna kill us!! And then probably try to kill himself somehow!! And then Blue’s gonna get involved, and then Flowery— It’s gonna be a whole thing!! Knives are bad! Weapons are bad, and this person is BAD!
*Seth yanked their arm away from Aqua, continuing to scold like a CHUD.
T-their probably gonna take your knives away, actually!
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🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
