SPECULO

wew cutting it a bit close with this one lads, lil rushed but… have two of my absolute favourite gays dancing for inktober day 9: swing!

reset is @vnravell‘s… 

      —HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, LOVE.

—But I digress. @setebcs @serafxn My best to you both.

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

SO MANY CONTENDERS

#I WILL SURELY LOSE