Not Serris

tinder is just a sugar daddy/mommy/parent application device

machine with a big red button that lights up when u say smth that goes too far

spaghetti n meat cubes are objectively better, u can get more browning on each side

going on bumbl and getting a crush on every cute person please help

sometimes a girl just wants satyr kneecaps ok

uwu 2: uwwu

bouta “i don’t know how crystals work” my way into a date brb

u’ve heard of chicken soup for the soul, but what abt chicken soup for the body stop holding out on me campbells

new pitch: a world without cis ppl and all trans ppl are just happy and can live their lives

if anyone ever finds this account i will cry very hard shhhh this is a secret

resse’s puffs rap but its pro-choice

what i want to be: chaos demon what i am: chaos demon with big tits things r looking up ngl

im gonna findom a cishet as a way to reverse transphobia

hot men in maid outfits but its not horny they just do ur taxes

everyones talking about e-girls but if they are so good why isn’t there an e-girls 2

eating large amounts of macaroni and cheese while crying in an arby’s bathroom