serra

But I'm ready

very very important

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

I love a botched cake.

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

have harry potter fans considered getting a grip on reality

The Departed (2006)

“for me, as an actor, to embody the character of this guy that has to relay to the audience this constant 24 hour panic attack that i’m going through for my life, surrounded by people that would literally blow my head off if i gave them any indication that i was who i was, coupled with the fact that i’m sitting across the table from this homicidal maniac that would maybe light me on fire. it gives you your character a whole new dynamic and it completely altered and shifted the scene in a completely different direction. those were certainly some of the most intense moments of the film for me certainly and as an actor, as a human being, as a person, they are memories that i’ll never forget.”

portraits for merch I’ll do (can’t ship to other countries sorry)