🏛️ | LAOCOÖN

daddy's back from his year long hiatus... i promise i'll make a proper pinned post soon (prev. known as vollb3r btw)

thinking about how (daniel) dream's first words in the tv show were "i am here, corinthian," which is probably what the corinthian needed to hear most from morpheus, idk it just heals something in me knowing that he was the first one to be addressed by daniel upon his, like, transcendence to dream, he was his masterpiece after all guys

we are the champions by queen gives major the corinthian at the cereal convention vibes and if you think i need to explain further, you are beyond help

gonna be posting a full analysis on why what they did to cori in s2 made me want to rip my OWN eyes out when i have finished grieving gang i am so sorry but i am a man in great pain rn

so i am genuinely distraught over the slaughter of the corinthian's character in s2, what the actual fuck did i just watch? this could not be any worse

corintheus? really?? cream is RIGHT there

not a corinthian post (again) but nobody and i mean NOBODY can tell me that the black knight from monty python and the holy grail isn't in fact hob gadling

not a corinthian post but death in the form of a pale horse and a deranged bloodlust filled horse soldier hob riding her into battle when he was first granted immortality

AND THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT IM 20

guys i turn 20 in 4 hours and i am kinda terrified please send hot corinthian art and/or cool corinthian headcanons to comfort me

sometimes my love for the corinthian is so overwhelming that i cry over him in my bed at night anyway hi guys i just had to get that off my chest

i think the corinthian would love minecraft, the sims. anything you can build in, really. a very "look what i made" kinda guy. is his house just a giant cube? is it the worst thing you've ever laid your eyes upon? yes. yes, but that's okay. at least he's enjoying himself.