remade! please follow it

this is what every scene in warrior cats sounds like

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

dr phil

I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful

would you wear hoodies with cropped O-faces from regular normal human beings pornography films? or do you only like just the ones that look like they’re 14 year old cartoon characters. idk just food for thoughts

going to the “cry for help” clothing store. “ahh good morning sir. what can i get for you toda- oh, just the cropped porn of the very obviously cartoon teenage girls? right away sir. may i interest you in these adult normal regular people, not cartoon – no, ok, i see. just the children for you today. let me ring you up for that pornography of children you’re going to wear in public. thanks for choosing the cry for help boutique!”

i am making a new holiday in honor of pewdiepie’s robber. we celebrate every december 2nd

ppl mad at this post: what, i thought y'all LIKED edgy humor? or does it only apply when its your fav making yet another racist joke, hmmm?

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 228 SLUTTY,SLUTTY YEARS