When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

Outlines where two of those sponge alligators soaked up the water.

it fucken WIMDY

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system