Seriously, Spellcheck?

No, Google Docs, I don't want you to spell "professional" with a capital L at the end! -submitted by Tamar F.

Um, Word? We need to have a little chat.

“Then again, Word doesn’t know my life.” --Amy S.

What, did I use salty language? 

Self-sawing sounds like something only David Copperfield could pull off! (Submitted by Kristine H.)

I wonder if dermatology journals use pustule capitalization in their headers. (Submitted by Lisa S.P.)

Where’s the beef? (Submitted by Karen C.)

Submitted by Brendan O’B., known in editorial circles for his cruelty to eggs.

This suggestion is completely nut. (Submitted by Dorothy)

These rhymes are intricate and... highly portable? 

And now, a word from our African contingent. (Submitted by Kristine H.)

I don't kno about this dictionary... (Submitted by Charlotte G.)

United States? Never heard of it. Are you sure it’s a proper noun? ...the whole thing, though? Really? Well, if you say so...

Stripping bears: not for amateurs. (Submitted by Karen C.)

I can has great day? (Submitted by Robin M.)

Oh no you didn’t, Word...

I found this pretty humerus. (Submitted by Karen C.)