Rest in relaxation

You should spin um. See what happens. For science.

It’s a webcomic. It has an alcoholic in it so it’s right up your alley

That wasn’t a know to the dials, in fact dare I say it might have been a yes

Have the teenagers made you read homestuck as is their purpose in life

So like since you and optimism have obviously fucked at least once what happens to him when you spin the dials on his face?

Hate gay people

Do you guys celebrate Christmas? Are you planning to decorate the bar for Christmas?

Buh

Time to hibernate

I know you said your costume already but I can’t imagine you in anything but this

What are you going as?

You gettin the bar spooky this year?

While you were gone Surri got a gay crush on this ice woman

Seren!!!! One of your kids has a crush!!!!

Do you have like, a birthday? If so when is it?