The Sensitive Dinobot

@sensitivedinobot

Welcome to Swoop's blog. He is here to watch the humans make fools of themselves and keep an optic on his own kind. He will also answer questions and communicate with those who wish to communicate with him. Status: Healthy M!A Status: [[none, accepting]] ((Independent Transformers: Animated Swoop ask / roleplay blog. Original Characters and other universes welcomed as well, not just TFA.))

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sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

They’re not much better than him at getting expressions right.

«She hurt us!» «She hurt Wasp and Sentinel Prime-sir and Optimus Prime-sir.» «And she was a Decepticon!» «Decepticons always hurt others.» «We only hurt the Decepticons.» «And anyone working for them.»

sensitivedinobot

› Swoop isn't going to talk to jerk anymore. › Jerk not understand. › Jerk just say things to upset Swoop.

#onemind twobodies

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Swoop will be retiring to his nest with a datapad. If anyone feels the need to poke at the Dinobot, they may but be aware that he's grumpy and tired, and glaring at anything that moves. It's been a strange day.

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

«The spider-bot lady is mean!» «She hurts and does bad things to other bots!»

sensitivedinobot

› But Spider Lady never hurt Dinobots! › Autobots hurt and do bad things to other bots too! › Swoop proof. › Swoop knows. Heard Things. › Jetfire can't deny! › Jetfire do bad too. Hurt others. › Swoop thinks guilty shouldn't throw stones.

He totally got that saying wrong, but he's trying.

#onemind twobodies

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

«Is not!» «You were in the way and helping the spider-bot lady.» «We had to get you out of the way so Sentinel Prime-sir could stop spider-bot lady.»

sensitivedinobot

› The Spider Lady was nice! › Never hurt Dinobots. › Or treat Dinobots like they dumb!

#onemind twobodies

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

«That’s not what happened!»

That’s not how he remembers it anyway.

«You and other dinobots were guarding the door and Sentinel Prime-sir needed in.» «So we got your attention and fought you and lead you away from the door,»

sensitivedinobot

› It is so! › Bully calling Swoop liar? › Swoop not liar.

Swoop would whine if he could.

› Swoop will ask brothers. › They will back him up!

#onemind twobodies

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sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

There’s probably a reason for that. Probably.

«Bully—» «Jetfire—» «I am sorry.» «Brother and I, we were just doing our jobs, following orders.» «Sentinel Prime-sir wanted us to be distracting you so we did.» «Did not think it would still be bothering you.»

sensitivedinobot

› Question. › Bots come into your home. › Hurt you. Hurt brother. › Jetfire be upset too?

Of course, that's not quite how it happened, but this is how Swoop remembers it.

Also, yes, he just used your name, Autobot. Don't get used to it.

› Grimlock more upset than Swoop. › Swoop suggests fliers not come to Island. › Or not come to Island around Grimlock. › Or Snarl.

#onemind twobodies

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

Guess who feels like a massive jerk now.

Hint: It’s this mech.

«…Uhm… I’m…» «We were just—» «We had—» «…» «sorry»

sensitivedinobot

Guess who doesn't give a frag now.

Hint: It's a dumb Dinobot.

Okay, he does care -- no one apologizes to Swoop.

› Bully really sorry or just saying that? › Swoop not clear Bully's conscience if he not really sorry.

#onemind twobodies

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

Whoops.

«What?» «Are you calling me a bully?» «I didn’t do anything!»

sensitivedinobot

› Bully liiiiiiies! › Bully and twin beat up Swoop! › Bully mock Swoop. › Caw Caw at Swoop! › Bully call Swoop and brothers dumb! › Nooooooo. › Bully not being a bully at all.

#onemind twobodies #omg what even

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

Sounds like someone needs to peck out someone else’s optics.

«Nuh uh.» «Prowl likes us more.» «We’re Autobots.» «You’re just a dumb dinobot.»

sensitivedinobot

Uh oh.

Feelings have been hurt.

› .... Swoop not dumb. › Ninja might like Autobots. › But Ninja don't like bullies!

#onemind twobodies

«Swoop.»

«You’re not going to make any friends if you keep behaving like this. Do I need to send someone to Earth to knock some sense into you?»

sensitivedinobot

› ... no! › Swoop be good! › Swoop promise. › No need to send bots. › Swoop stay on Island.

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sensitivedinobot

#onemind twobodies #OOC #YOU MAKE ME ALL BLUSHY #YOU JUST STOP THAT

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

U mad, bird?

«Ninja?» «What ninja?» «You mean Prowl?» «Prowl wouldn’t help you.»

sensitivedinobot

Bird is always mad. He lives with two idiots on an island. Two more idiots are harassing him.

It's hard being a mute robot.

› Ninja help Swoop! › Ninja like Swoop more than Ninja likes jerks! › Jerks don't know!

#onemind twobodies

sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

Whatcha gonna do about it, punk

«Swoop wishes.» «Swoop couldn’t catch us even with our thrusters capped.»

sensitivedinobot

A tree falls -- Swoop's flail swaying angrily to a stop.

› Swoop tell Ninja about Fliers! › Ninja not be pleased! › Ninja help Swoop! › Stupid Jerks not stand chance!

#onemind twobodies

onemind-twobodies replied to your post:Some day I’m going to have a proper, quality...

// - If you’re gonna have me around, that day will never come.

Oh, honey, you know I'll always choose you over being quality. <3

#onemind-twobodies #OOC

Some day I'm going to have a proper, quality blog.

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sensitivedinobot

caw caw

Swoop narrows his optics; he knows this signal and those voice. The fliers that beat him up, those jerks, and if he could, he’d hunt them down and return the gesture.

But…

A few hundred angry pings for you; caw caw, motherfraggers.

onemind-twobodies-blog

Dream on, birdie. You might have sent a frag ton of pings, but they’re going to answer every single one of them with an image.

sensitivedinobot

Oh no they didn't.

Then, he'll write an angry letter.

› Stop harassing Swoop! › Swoop did nothing to Fossil Feeders! › Swoop will flail you!

#onemind twobodies

«Swoop, stop harassing children. This is not how play dates work.»

sensitivedinobot

Swoop will calmly as possible send a nice, neatly written email to First Aid.

› Swoop is not having play dates with jerks. › First Aid is not the boss of Swoop. › First Aid can bite Swoop.

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