severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

and another thing… idk about you guys but my crowley and aziraphale are a demon and an angel, enemies to friends to situationship to almost-lovers, a 6,000 year slowburn. and they were fully shaped by the fact that they are supernatural beings, and by all their shared experiences, good and bad. that crowley and aziraphale have now semi-canonically been snapped out of existence, they have *never* even existed in this universe, they were basically book of lifed, the very punishment that was a threat in s2. and no weird ooc human au can ever be them because what they’ve been through and what they’ve learned is so much of who they are

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

my favorite genre of movie is beautiful lonely traumatised girl who is into a pretentious asshole guy who could never deserve her meets some sort of creature she’s initially scared of but very quickly grows more comfortable with than with anyone else she’s ever met and he loves her more than anyone in the world and would kill and maim anyone for her and also he is so unbelievably gentle and tender with her and they are perfect violent soulmates