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Crowley was meant to be Sam’s Cas he was meant to be Sam’s queerbait moment like he was originally meant to raise Sam from hell and it was Sam’s blood that was turning Crowley human (like Ruby’s blood was turning Sam into a demon!!) but J*red simply does not have chemistry with men so jackles was like sigh. Is anyone gonna make this friendship homoerotic? I have to do EVERYTHING around here.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

Sleepy fucked out happy happy subspaced Shane whining a little everytime Ilya pulls back from a kiss. His arms around Ilya’s neck keeping him close close close when he needs to breath he just keeps his mouth resting on Ilya’s, nuzzling them together over and over. Ilya says they need to sleep and Shane is like “ok kisses till I go to sleep” and Ilya just nods because that’s his Shane and whatever he needs

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

It's occurring to me that this is his Lestat Smile and he's smiling because Lestat is the one who set up the burning of the first lot, oh that's his baby...

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry