queen of the castle

I like the idea of a kramergeorge plot where george is jealous of kramer and calvin klein and kramer is jealous of george and j peterman and this is resolved by calvin klein and j peterman riding into the sun together and kramergeorge finally surrending to passion

so glad that someone has written elaine/yev kassem fanfiction...this is the type of thing that makes you have faith in humanity

I forgot the whole susan marriage situation was an idea that came from jerry's silly yapping, it makes it so much worse

george pushing the bette middler while kramer runs towards her to give her dessert is some real mlm action right there. top notch gay behavior displayed. two forces of mlm clashing and of course bette middler in the center

if I had a dollar for every time george's repressed homosexuality shows through him imitating mannerisms and language of a man he finds attractive, I'd have $2

george being mad at jerry that he told elaine about the guy's cancer saying "you told her? she's not your wife!" well georgie boyyyy she's wife-to-be, it counts

the mom & pop store: major kramergeorge maxxing. sharing the jon voight delulu, doing the bite mark shenanigans, kramer and george sharing a window at tim whatley's apartment. not as high on my kramergeorge list as the busboy but it's pretty high up

it should be a sign of times that kramer's "make your own pie" idea would have worked in today's new york not because of new yorkers but because of all the influencers

started to fact-check seinfeld things, don't know why, bear with me. in the couch, george says capote's novella breakfast at tiffany's is 90 pages but every publisher I check says about 160-192. was he lying or just happened to have a really strange edition? we will never know