Corruption and Cotton Candy

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

women's professional baseball league... i am down on my knees begging B E G G I N G for better merch. like yeah i'm gonna buy a fuckin hat but my god. my god it is dire

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

The first 3 signings for Detroit made me really excited and I was fully ready to support them but uuuuuhhhhhhhh, sorry about that last one guys

HILLARY KNIGHT MARKED UNSAFE FROM DETROIT

take me back to the walter cup parade when my family wasn’t ripped apart

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving