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An extended version. For once, it is outside the horrible family of Paintedexpressions.

Dirtseed (Yeah, that makes TONS of sense)

Immortalflower (Really? Why would a kitten be named Immortalkit in the first place? Last I checked, cats aren't immortal :U)

Ironheart (Do cats even know what Iron is?)

Kindledrage (Kindledkit. ???)

Mimedemotions (Really, now. Mimedkit? Wtf is wrong with some people -.-)

Llamakit (lawl)

Fudgefur (...)

Areskit (Ares.. Isn't that some sort of god? I thought cats believed in Starclan.)

Tunnelface (It's not as and as the others, and Tunn's a nice eprson and all... But Tunnelface? Really?)

Keenshadow (.. No comment)

Carnival of the Moon (... What?)

Demonstorm (Yeah, because Demonkit TOTALLY makes sense.)

Astralspirit (What's an astral?)

Cakeflash (LOL cake)

Mossstream (sssssuper fail)

Feindkit (They spelled fiend wrong. And it doesn't make sense either way.)

Fangnight (Fang...?)

Lunamoon (Luna basically means moon so.. Moonmoon? That's like... Fireflame. A failure.)

Firecore (So wrong on so many levels)

Oracleheart (Thank God he's dead)

Hauntedclaw (Why is a claw being haunted?)

Tymeheart (Not sure if they misspelled time or thyme.)

Purplesparks (lol)

Temptpromice (See, this is the typical attempt of a noob trying to make an impressive name. And, like usual, failing very very badly.)

Shadowystalker (I feel disturbed.)

Eagleacid (Eagle.. Acid? Really? ~.~)

Dominowing (Domino?)

Illusiondaze (Failure)

Lightlaoud (Cannot decipher... Lightloud? Lightcloud? Lightaloud?)

Snowtough (We all know how snow is sooooo tough)

Waveyheart (First of all, it's wavy. Second, why is a heart wavy?)

Vixenblood: A tawny she-cat with blue stars on her pelt, cool red eyes. (Lol random name for a horrible description.)

Zapbolt: Yellow tom with a lightning bolt on his side, blue eyes (Yeah, because all cats have lightning bolts on their bodies. Also, horrible name)

Elephanttusk (Weird..)

Rustymetal (.. Wut?)

Barbedwire (Uhm..?)

Suffocationheart (Wut.. Just wut..?)

insidiouseyes (.. Wtf is insidious?)

Coloredmess (LOL)

Schizophrenicpanic (Wtf.. No, just no.)

Sizzlepop (.. Completely pointless and retarded? Yes.)

Mysterycapsule (...)

Iceytreasure (Uhm.. Okaaay. And they misspelled Icy.)

Charmedappearance (.. o.O wha..)

Underworld (HAHAHA that's a good one)

Hystericpaw (forgot the full name... But srsly? WHY?)

Rhetoricalwhisper (How.. Can a kitten.. Be fcking rhetorical? :I)

Pawprint (Yes, this cat was an apprentice.. Named.. Pawpaw. GREAT NAME! :U)

Poor Pawprint.. And his poor sister Hazelspirit.. They are both incest children. Their father was the one and only Paintedexpressions, their mother was Mysterycapsule, who was their father's daughter. Just.. Ew. 

Note: Every cat listed on this post. Ever. Single. Stupid fail of a name. Are the children of the horniest cat in Shadowclan, named Paintedexpressions. And ever name was hand chosen by his rper, and whichever poor person played the mother. As of now, he has somewhere around.. 50 kits?  Thank God he's dead. About fcking time. Now maybe your she-cat characters can be safe.