whisper ginger sentence starters — southern edition. these sentences are all from the videos of whisper ginger on youtube, specifically from the videos where she portrays her southern characters; the diction reflects that in some of these, but the rest ought to be usable for any muses ! changes in pronouns, etc. very much encouraged.
“ well, hello there, honey. ”
“ now, tell me about your future [husband/wife/spouse]. ”
“ that’s what i’ve been telling my [daughter/son/child]. ”
“ i think you went with the right choice picking me because i will take care of you. ”
“ lord knows what problems she’s got. ”
“ simple is just elegant, you know what i mean? ”
“ honey, you’re preaching to the choir. ”
“ now, you know, i love my [brother/sister/siblings] to death and my family is everything, but… ”
“ them folks a little different than us down here. ”
“ i like to keep a pearl in at all times. ”
“ if it’s crappy, people are gonna be talking about it for months, years even. ”
“ you want some tea, coffee, or anything? ”
“ who’s paying for this? mommy and daddy? ”
“ that’s the way to do it, honey. that is the way. ”
“ shit, they were there. ”
“ i’ve seen it all. i’ve seen the worst. ”
“ i’ve handled the worst. ”
“ he works in mysterious ways, he does. ”
“ oh, bless your heart. ”
“ i think there’s a fine line to be drawn there. ”
“ i’m gonna make you look absolutely beautiful. i mean you’re already beautiful, but you know, everybody looks a little better with some lipstick and eye makeup on. ”
“ you know what they say, a face without freckles is like a night without stars. ”
“ when the light hits it, oh lord, it’s gonna look gorgeous. ”
“ oh, you are glowing already, oh my goodness. ”
“ i heard it’s pretty dangerous, so y’all be careful, okay. ”
“ eyes are my favourite part, and you have really pretty [colour] ones. ”
“ chocolate is my weakness. ”
“ i swear, the devil himself could give me a piece of chocolate and i’d be like, hell, let’s go. ”
“ didn’t ya mama teach you right? ”
“ we gonna be drinking a lot of champagne tonight. ”
“ your lipstick always needs to be retouched. ”
“ do you love it? i’m so happy. ”
“ the only thing i’m good at is doing nails. ”
“ it works wonders, it really does. ”
“ you should be a hand model. ”
“ i’m telling you, that industry’s always looking for people, and you would be a fantastic candidate for that. ”
“ of course, honey. would i lie to you? ”
“ have you ever gone to a palm reader? i’ve always wanted to go to one, but i never got the opportunity to. ”
“ i feel like they’d tell me things and i’d be like, ‘oh shit, you’re lying, aren’t ya?’ ”
“ gorgeous diamond he got you, he’s a keeper alright. ”
“ hang on to those ones that treat you right. ”
“ don’t be telling anyone i told you that. we’ve got secrets down here. ”
“ it’s a nice job, i get to talk. i like to talk a lot. ”
“ when i first started, i was horrendous, i had to practice so much. ”
“ it gets so hot, sometimes i just wanna move up north, find some snow, and sit in it. ”
“ my [item] collection back home is iiiiinsane. ”
“ i don’t know where the hell else you’d use a q-tip. ”
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