Amphitrite

Hey hey, I have joke! Knock knock?

What is it? 

He told me that he wanted to see his children. Well, Poseidon has a history of not telling me things, that”s why he has a cabin full of children. If something was happening, I’m not the one to disclose.

I know he talks to all of us, but I don’t know why he’d need to see them. Maybe I need to go find him and ask. You’ve got children of your own too, don’t you? You must not tell him things either. Why not? You’re my step-mother.

It was a bottle of wine. Dy gave it to me. I was hoping to have a drink for once. 

You really want to get drunk? Are you sure that’s a good idea?

What was that?

It was a bottle of wine. Dy gave it to me. I was hoping to have a drink for once. 

  So he didn’t actually tell you the reason? The gods don’t come down here unless something wrong…The barely even talk to us. Do you know what’s happening? 

He told me that he wanted to see his children. Well, Poseidon has a history of not telling me things, that''s why he has a cabin full of children. If something was happening, I'm not the one to disclose.

He wanted to visit his other children, I'm assuming. Most of the gods have flocked here, so its not just him.

Yeah, but there’s a lot my father would would love to hear me say. 

Well, lucky for you, your father is here at camp. 

  I’ve been and it’s much nicer than Athens, but you already know that. 

  Poseidon’s city. 

So...

Yes. What else could it be? 

I found a film of the story of Heracles, though they use his Roman name here. I must say- I found the portrayal of my husband… Interesting….

It was humorous, but  horrible representation of us.