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Seattle Fact #79:

At least one member of every band in the Seattle Metropolitan Area is Bigfoot in a full body rubber costume. He is omnipresent and musically inclined. He is the Max Cavalera of cryptozoology.

#unreality #bigfoot #seattle #cryptozoology #cryptids

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Cetacean Fact #12:

Salmon hats are boomer status, all the cool orcas are ramming sunfish apart in The Big 2 6.

#whale facts

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couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

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Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

#*JULEE CRUISE INTENSIFIES*

Seattle Fact #19:

Jimothy is our new mayor.

Jimothy is love.

Jimothy is life.

#unreality #seattle #jimothy

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Sorry for the lack of new Seattle facts, I've been trapped in the soul cairn running errands for a goth baddy

again

#unreality #souled ones before cold ones

Seattle Fact #2:

The Seattle Freeze is rules 1-37 onboard the light rail

#ununreality #seattle

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Who's got two fins and is finally making it out to Pride for the first time since last decade? THIS FISH!

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SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PARADE ROUTE WITH THE CASEOH FLAG CAPE

FUCKING MAJESTIC

Bigfoot is real and he can never go back to Miami-Dade county..........

#unreality #bigfoot #cryptid #vacation's all he ever wanteeed vacation haaaad to geeeet away

Who's got two fins and is finally making it out to Pride for the first time since last decade? THIS FISH!

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Bigfoot is real and he was a roadie for Willie Dunn back in '85.

#unreality #cryptids #bigfoot #got a geetar and a drum

CLOWN BAND! CLOWN BAND! CLOWN BAND!

#Tacoma media someone else made up #The Rat Utopia Experiment #Youtube

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A good litmus test for when summer's begun in Seattle is to wait and see when the californians start barrel riding on waves of soupy air while Pipeline plays from somewhere in the distance (the Agent Orange version obviously)

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Forgot the visual reference of myself surfing on some swamp-air (0.35 seconds before being devoured by a suburban air orca)

A good litmus test for when summer's begun in Seattle is to wait and see when the californians start barrel riding on waves of soupy air while Pipeline plays from somewhere in the distance (the Agent Orange version obviously)

#unreality #seattle #summertime #aaaahhh goo lagoon

Seattle Fact #9,151,967:

Within King County limits you may challenge your landlord to Pon Farr to get your security deposit back.

#unreality #seattle #king county

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While driving along Route 522 this June do not forget to welcome the warboys home from UW. Just a few more credits left until they get their bachelors' in pillaging

#unreality #seattle #uw seattle

Seattle Fact #250

Seattle's latest goofyhyukhyuk despot Aurelian Quisquiliarum has ordered the drainage of Lake Union so the bottom can be painted sapphire blue, that way Lake Union will be "way prettier than stupid old Cabin Lake". Experts say this will definitely not end with Lake Union becoming emerald green like our city's lovely nickname.

#unreality #seattle #lake union #british columbia

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