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Seattle Fact #376:
There is technically no law in Seattle that specifically prohibits you from making a robot costume from cardboard boxes, going to Woodland Park Zoo and dancing to the Sentinel Core theme music from X-Men 2 for the Sega Genesis.
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Seattle Fact #82:
If you're bored and near the water, go find a bench somewhere around Pike Place and just wait. Eventually someone entertaining'll show up. It's truly a great spot to enjoy some lunch and watch an annoying street preacher, an irl troll running off with the street preacher's portable amp, or one of my astral projections ranting about what bullshit it is that only wizards and sorcerors get to have Magic Missile but if I want my artificer to have it I have to ask my DM or take a Mage Initiate feat!!!!!
The person who published photos of the mystery vending machine restockers several years ago before they got taken down did it again on reddit and got that photo taken down too, get fuuuuucked we don't unmask heroes in this city
While enjoying a day on Lake Washington you have a 1 in 8,192 chance of witnessing a red Gyarados.
Before being formally accepted as a Seattlite after moving here, you first must beat our regional champion, his three inappropriately levelled pet dragons, and an unfair amount of healing potions.
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No one talk to me until I'm done cooling off in the primordial tar pit behind Brown Bear car wash
Moving to the PNW in the early '10s:
Living in Climate Hell PNW:
Seattle Weather Report #1:
Air quality: Diet Los Angeles (time of year irrelevant)
Lunar phase: ME
Temperature: Data center-adjacent
And now
THE WEATHER:
Seattle Fact #79:
At least one member of every band in the Seattle Metropolitan Area is Bigfoot in a full body rubber costume. He is omnipresent and musically inclined. He is the Max Cavalera of cryptozoology.
Tristan Todd
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Cetacean Fact #12:
Salmon hats are boomer status, all the cool orcas are ramming sunfish apart in The Big 2 6.
couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate
Seattle Fact #19:
Jimothy is our new mayor.
Jimothy is love.
Jimothy is life.
Sorry for the lack of new Seattle facts, I've been trapped in the soul cairn running errands for a goth baddy
again
Seattle Fact #2:
The Seattle Freeze is rules 1-37 onboard the light rail
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Who's got two fins and is finally making it out to Pride for the first time since last decade? THIS FISH!
SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PARADE ROUTE WITH THE CASEOH FLAG CAPE
FUCKING MAJESTIC
Bigfoot is real and he can never go back to Miami-Dade county..........
