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The person who published photos of the mystery vending machine restockers several years ago before they got taken down did it again on reddit and got that photo taken down too, get fuuuuucked we don't unmask heroes in this city

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While enjoying a day on Lake Washington you have a 1 in 8,192 chance of witnessing a red Gyarados.

#unreality #seattle #lake washington #puget sound of rage

Before being formally accepted as a Seattlite after moving here, you first must beat our regional champion, his three inappropriately levelled pet dragons, and an unfair amount of healing potions.

#unreality #seattle #CAN'T OUTSTANCE THE LANCE

No one talk to me until I'm done cooling off in the primordial tar pit behind Brown Bear car wash

#unreality #brown bear car wash #seattle #my tokens for an hour of submersion in the FOSSIL GOO

Moving to the PNW in the early '10s:

Living in Climate Hell PNW:

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Seattle Weather Report #1:

Air quality: Diet Los Angeles (time of year irrelevant)

Lunar phase: ME

Temperature: Data center-adjacent

And now

THE WEATHER:

Seattle Fact #79:

At least one member of every band in the Seattle Metropolitan Area is Bigfoot in a full body rubber costume. He is omnipresent and musically inclined. He is the Max Cavalera of cryptozoology.

#unreality #bigfoot #seattle #cryptozoology #cryptids

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Tristan Todd

Cetacean Fact #12:

Salmon hats are boomer status, all the cool orcas are ramming sunfish apart in The Big 2 6.

#whale facts

tyronepowerbottom

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

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Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

#*JULEE CRUISE INTENSIFIES*

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Seattle Fact #19:

Jimothy is our new mayor.

Jimothy is love.

Jimothy is life.

#unreality #seattle #jimothy

Sorry for the lack of new Seattle facts, I've been trapped in the soul cairn running errands for a goth baddy

again

#unreality #souled ones before cold ones

Seattle Fact #2:

The Seattle Freeze is rules 1-37 onboard the light rail

#ununreality #seattle

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Who's got two fins and is finally making it out to Pride for the first time since last decade? THIS FISH!

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SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PARADE ROUTE WITH THE CASEOH FLAG CAPE

FUCKING MAJESTIC

Bigfoot is real and he can never go back to Miami-Dade county..........

#unreality #bigfoot #cryptid #vacation's all he ever wanteeed vacation haaaad to geeeet away

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Who's got two fins and is finally making it out to Pride for the first time since last decade? THIS FISH!

Bigfoot is real and he was a roadie for Willie Dunn back in '85.

#unreality #cryptids #bigfoot #got a geetar and a drum

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