Doesnt Know Why Hes Still Here

       “ Oh, I don’t know if I’d describe it like that… Not that she’s not hot! I mean- unattractive! Just, it’s um, more like she’s cool rather than hot. If that made any sense…”

      “ Well, she’s nice. She’ll watch bad tv shows with me… And you know, we can casually talk about the deaths of other people. Can’t really do that with my other friends. I guess she’s just nice to hang out with.” 

      “ I mean, yeah. Yeah I guess I am!” Pride lined his voice as he thought he had impressed the person on the other end. “ Don’t worry, she’s really chill… it’s just like having any other friend who would kill people for you.” 

      “ Y-yeah that guy was um- something. Sorry ‘bout that. He doesn’t mean any of the stuff he does… or says… Anyway, did you need something?” 

“ It’s sort of difficult to explain. To put it into simple terms, she’s the goddess of death. But really, she’s a friend. And a good friend at that.”