The Windcutter

have you returned those fake gourmet hotdogs yet

yes yes all this talk of hygiene is very nice, but I would like to jump in and ask the real question. Is your chest hair happy?

my dad says he does it, though. are you calling him a liar?

but, like, do you condition your chest hair? do you comb it?

have you ever considered braiding your chest hair?

how's the chest hair doin'?

Do you have any other hobbies than staring out of windows in a manly way?

What do you think of Twig Verginix? He's the son of that... Quintinius, of the Knight's academy? Say, what do you think of him, too?

what kind of music really gets your feet moving to the beat?

I think you'd look really nice with painted nails... Fingers might be too flashy for a Knight Academic, but what are your feelings on painting your toe nails?

tell me, do you ever indulge in some honest to sky pampering? put your feet up, read a nice barkscroll, get a manicure, maybe a pedicure?

Soo, Screedius. You got yourself a gurlfriend? A boyfriend?

Do you have any regrets about dedicating your life to the Knights Academy