scream

“biggest turn on?“ *cough cough* men whimpering

hannibal nbc is honestly so unrealistic because explain to me how will graham is apparently the single best fbi profiler around and yet. not once did he catch hannibal staring at his ass. hannibal brought him chicken soup in the hospital and drew explicit fanart of the two of them and recited romantic shakespearean level poetry to his face for years. he literally decided that they were coparenting a child. and will still had the nerve to utter the words “is hannibal in love with me” three seasons deep?? like no disrespect to jack crawford but i would have fired his ass

will graham be like "is hannibal in love with me?" my brother in christ people call you murder husbands, you got compared to patroclus and achilles, that mf shaped a dead body like a human heart for you, he literally adopted a surrogate daughter with you, he surrendered to the FBI so that you can always find him, he made you chicken soup when you were in the hospital, he was ready to run off to europe with you, he wrote you love letters from his cell, he literally tried to kill your entire family to have you all for himself, the mf could recognize you by smell and even knows if you change your aftershave... do i have to continue?

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